the most tearful endings to me were
Frankenstein.. I cry every time I see that poor monster persecuted
and (presumably) murdered by that insane lynch mob. Doesn't anyone
like monsters anymore?
To Beep or Not To Beep .. I say that the Road Runner purposely led
that Coyote down the garden path to destruction, much like a Femme
Fatale in any film noir. The Coyote might never die, but when I think
he has had more broken bones than Evel Knievel, I have to wonder why
the authorities have not yet filed serious charges against that bird.
Death Proof.. Oh c'mon folks.. Kurt Russell was just having fun and
those mean girls ruined his car, shot him, and Rosario Dawson gave
him the coup de grace. Thinking of all that blood on her expensive
name brand shoes is enough to make anyone with a shoe fetish cry
Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill!.. anytime Tura Satana's screen time
ends, that's a river of tears. Couldn't they have made the movie 10
minutes longer I ask?
Godzilla.. once again the lynch mob went after a poor, misunderstood
monster and (presumably) destroyed that foxy dinosaur with that foul
bath water disintigration unit.. Can't a girl take a bubble bath
anymore without being ogled?
Bridges of Madison County... okay Clint.. Now I have to say it.. you
disgust me. I loved you in Outlaw Josey Wales. I thought you wowed me
in the Leone Trilogy, and when you made all those Dirty Harry movies,
well- you really made my day.. But when I saw this film, I cryed my
eyes out.. what a waste of 2 hours of my life.. you bastard
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