I want to know what ever happened to Steven Wright? Paraphrasing...
Woke up one morning and I couldn't find my socks. So I called information. "Information. What city please?" Ummm, I can't find my socks. "They're under the couch." ... She was right. Another... My house is in the median of the interstate. I have to be going 55 mph when I leave my driveway. > > [John] > Sure wish you were around when the great, Smokey THE Bear vs Smokey > Bear, debate was going on Mary. > > [Arlo] > This reminds me of my favorite Steven Wright skit. Not verbatim, but > it goes like... > > When I was a kid I was watching TV and Smokey the Bear came on and > said "Only YOU can prevent forest fires", and I was like "Me?"... So > there I sat every night by my window with my pail of water.... > > Which is precisely the confusion Mary is having. She is Steven > confusing the convention "only you" with the literal "only YOU", and > sitting there with her pail of water and the belief that its up to > her alone to prevent forest fires.... > > Moq_Discuss mailing list > Listinfo, Unsubscribing etc. > http://lists.moqtalk.org/listinfo.cgi/moq_discuss-moqtalk.org > Archives: > http://lists.moqtalk.org/pipermail/moq_discuss-moqtalk.org/ > http://moq.org/md/archives.html Moq_Discuss mailing list Listinfo, Unsubscribing etc. http://lists.moqtalk.org/listinfo.cgi/moq_discuss-moqtalk.org Archives: http://lists.moqtalk.org/pipermail/moq_discuss-moqtalk.org/ http://moq.org/md/archives.html
