Laaaadies and gentlemeeeen... Welcome to The Wednesday Night Main Event.
Your attention please.... In this corner, weighing in at somewhere around 12 pounds, straight from the hinterlands of Kenya, transcending time and all odds, proving that youth can conquer all, the challenger... "Turkana Boy"!.... And in this corner, weighing in at a record 100 million pounds, with 20 million arms and a dedication to smash anything that stands in its way, the historical dominator, the true "decider", the Champion of the World... "Evangelical Religion"!... In an earlier interview, the Champ was quoted as saying "I did not evolve from Turkana Boy or anything like it... These sorts of silly views are killing our faith." A spokesman for the mute Turkana Boy, delivered this immediate comeback. "Whether the Champ likes it or not, Turkana Boy is a distant relation of his... The Champ is descended from the apes and these fossils tell how he evolved." "Them's fightin' words", said the Champ, who demanded that the challenger, Turkana Boy, be locked in a backroom and repeat over and over "I am not a fact but merely one of a number of theories." Fearing violence on behalf of the Champs legions of supporters, "Turkana Boy" is being surrounded with top security. http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/02/06/kenya.fossildebate.ap/index.html moq_discuss mailing list Listinfo, Unsubscribing etc. http://lists.moqtalk.org/listinfo.cgi/moq_discuss-moqtalk.org Archives: http://lists.moqtalk.org/pipermail/moq_discuss-moqtalk.org/ http://moq.org.uk/pipermail/moq_discuss_archive/
