Quoting ARLO J BENSINGER JR <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > [Arlo] > A favorite South Park skit... > > Mr(s) Garrison: Alright, kids. It is now my job to teach you the theory of > evolution. > > Butters: Oh,boy! > > Mr(s) Garrison: Now, I for one think that evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP, > but > I'm told I have to teach it anyway. [speaking of evolution] It was thought up > by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were > all > fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish > had > a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So retard > fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish > crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands...and it had butt sex > with a squirrel or something, and made this...retard frog-squirrel...and then > that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog...and then this > monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey...that monkey had a mutant > retard baby that screwed another monkey and...that made you. So there you go. > You're the RETARDED OFFSPRING OF FIVE MONKEYS HAVING BUTT-SEX WITH A > FISH-SQUIRREL Congratulations!
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