[Platt] Whatever happened to Lucy, the purported mother of us all? [Dan] Turkana Boy was Lucy's cousin (twice removed) by marriage. They're still trying to discover Turk's (as he was affectionately known) father though it has been long suspected that Uga Bugga (Case's great [to the 3127th power] grandpappy) was the culprit.
[Arlo] Ahh.. I should've expected Uga to be involved in this. Its hard, though, because my upbringing tells me we are all the children of Noah's incestuous post-flood daughter-banging (no wonder he spent his remaining years a wine-sloshed drunkard on the slopes of Mt. Sinai!). Not to mention that this incestuous beginning was a redux-incestuous start, since once before all our bloodlines were tied to the incestuous union of the progeny of Adam and Eve. (Which leads some scholars to believe the "Garden of Eden" is located somewhere in Kentucky...) [Dan] Us silly Americans. [Arlo] A favorite South Park skit... Mr(s) Garrison: Alright, kids. It is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Butters: Oh,boy! Mr(s) Garrison: Now, I for one think that evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP, but I'm told I have to teach it anyway. [speaking of evolution] It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands...and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this...retard frog-squirrel...and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog...and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey...that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and...that made you. So there you go. You're the RETARDED OFFSPRING OF FIVE MONKEYS HAVING BUTT-SEX WITH A FISH-SQUIRREL Congratulations! See this on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1lMtCLRW0) moq_discuss mailing list Listinfo, Unsubscribing etc. http://lists.moqtalk.org/listinfo.cgi/moq_discuss-moqtalk.org Archives: http://lists.moqtalk.org/pipermail/moq_discuss-moqtalk.org/ http://moq.org.uk/pipermail/moq_discuss_archive/
