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To leave Commie, hyper to
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Surely sendmail reeled when thusly spake Jani Metsatahti:
>
> > BTW, you'll hear those guitars in the next HS webortage... ;) Ripping
> > samples is fun.
>
> hope it's not only for sound effects - nerd metal would make an excellent
> subject for a webortage...
>
>
> > The best game announcement voices I've ever heard were in Chaos Engine
> > (Amiga 500). "Food!", "Special power!", "Node activated!", etc with a
> > vigorous male voice. Sounded like sports commentary. I found it rather
> > hilarious....
>
> nothing beats the finnish railways' announcements though. i'd love to see
> them impelemented in a game.
my fave is when she tries to say: "harbor"
in"this is the fast train to turku harbor".
she almost makes "harbor" rhyme with "Abo".
that's quite an accomplishment.
> the english ones are my favorite, eg. "this
> journey is a non-smoking trip". her voice is so unbelievably inhuman and
> over-efficient, i get this picture of a russian lady in her 40's wearing a
> light blue railway uniform and a scarf, wide lunatic eyes, and all bionic
> parts inside. "we will shortly arrive at salo". ("we are all going to die.
> please remain calm.")
this sounds like a porn ripoff of "Westworld" called "Sexworld"
where it's full of Sexbots that satisfy your every need, except
that it's been written by a committee of Bolsheviks, so not only
is the Sexbot a babushka, she's not terribly attractive either,
so all you Stakhanovite laborers stop drooling over Comrade
Sexbot and GET BACK TO YOUR ASSEMBLY LINE !
> jani
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