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To leave Commie, hyper to
http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html
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Fred Baube wrote:
>
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> To leave Commie, hyper to
> http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html
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>
> Surely sendmail reeled when thusly spake minä:
> >
> > how about a really heavy joke - putting this to an aeroplane's speakers:
> >
> > "This plane is going to crash in fifteen minutes.
> > There is nothing you can do.
> > We are all going to die.
> > Please remain calm."
> >
>
> "Please return your tray tables to their upright
> position so that you may kiss your ass goodbye.
> Due to circumstances beyond our control, this
> will be a smoking flight. You better fuckin'
> believe it will be a smoking flight!"
>
"You may smoke now if you like to.
Our both engines are on fire already.
Coffee is not served anymore, but you may drink your alcohols now.
Have a happy dying. We apologize the crashing."
z
