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To leave Commie, hyper to
http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html
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At 14:06 23.3.2001 +0200, you wrote:
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>To leave Commie, hyper to
>http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html
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>
>Surely sendmail reeled when thusly spake minä:
> >
> > how about a really heavy joke - putting this to an aeroplane's speakers:
> >
> > "This plane is going to crash in fifteen minutes.
> > There is nothing you can do.
> > We are all going to die.
> > Please remain calm."
> >
>
>"Please return your tray tables to their upright
> position so that you may kiss your ass goodbye.
> Due to circumstances beyond our control, this
> will be a smoking flight. You better fuckin'
> believe it will be a smoking flight!"
reminds me of Douglas Adams's book,
one of the Hitchhiker-trilogy, (can't remember
which one now, though.. ) where Arthur Dent
finds a desolated airplane full of dusty skeletons
and cobwebs and all this dead-for-a-long-time - kind
of stuff and the happy little computer voice resonating
throughout the speakers:
"We will be leaving shortly. We are sorry for the delay
caused by our shipment of lemon-scented napkins being
late. Please remain seated, your automatic belts will
stay fastened. Have a nice trip."
