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I am sure there are more of these that deserve my
attention...(and probably been posted before).....these are just some I thought
were funny or true or both :)
Pretty sure some of these would make good bumper
stickers.........but it would be more fun to plaster them on the front of a
Window instead of a bumper ! :)
Dave
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Help Microsoft combat software piracy: give Linux
to a friend today!
oxymoron: Microsoft Works
"I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most
important operating system of all
time." -Bill Gates The best indication that there is intelligent life
elsewhere is that they
haven't contacted us. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill
Gates, 1981
"We'll do as you suggest and go with Linux.
I've always liked that
character from Peanuts." We are Linux. Resistance is measured in Ohms. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... ...Oh, wait a minute, he already does. "I wrote code that works. I didn't test it, but the discussion is closed.
It
might have syntactic problems, but it does work. Better than any kernel extension ever would. End of story." -- Linus Torvalds "Windows is not done until Lotus 123 won't run."
-- Old Microsoft internal slogan Microsoft: The company that made web browsing dangerous. "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you....., he really is an idiot." -Groucho Marx (How'd he know Bill Gates?)
"you can have peace or freedom, but never count on both at once" -heinlein With Windows Millennium, Microsoft was able to get the boot time down to 25
seconds. That's almost as short as it's uptime Nimda virus affects Linux! My linux boxes have had their bandwidth chewed
up
by four thousand Nimda servers infected with IIS. Linux *is* user-friendly, just picky who it chooses for friends!
... XP , and X stands for cra
The three Rs of Microsoft support:
Retry, Reboot, Reinstall Linux, cause i reboot less often than windows users
reinstall.....
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