I am sure there are more of these that deserve my attention...(and probably been posted before).....these are just some I thought were funny or true or both :)
Pretty sure some of these would make good bumper stickers.........but it would be more fun to plaster them on the front of a Window instead of a bumper ! :)
 
 
Dave
**************** Start Sigs **********************
 
Help Microsoft combat software piracy: give Linux to a friend today!
 
 
 
oxymoron:  Microsoft Works
 
 
 
"I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system of all
time." -Bill Gates
 
 
 
The best indication that there is intelligent life elsewhere is that they
haven't contacted us.
 
 
 
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981
 
 
 
"We'll do as you suggest and go with Linux.  I've always liked that
character from Peanuts."
 

We are Linux. Resistance is measured in Ohms.
 

 If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...
                ...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
 
 
"I wrote code that works. I didn't test it, but the discussion is closed. It
might have syntactic problems, but it does work. Better than any kernel
extension ever would. End of story." -- Linus Torvalds
 
 
 
"Windows is not done until Lotus 123 won't run."
-- Old Microsoft internal slogan
 
 
 

Microsoft: The company that made web browsing dangerous.
 
 
 

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that
fool you....., he really is an idiot."
 
-Groucho Marx (How'd he know Bill Gates?)
 
 

"you can have peace or freedom, but never count on both at once" -heinlein
 
 
 
With Windows Millennium, Microsoft was able to get the boot time down to 25
seconds. That's almost as short as it's uptime
 
 
 
Nimda virus affects Linux! My linux boxes have had their bandwidth chewed up
by four thousand Nimda servers infected with IIS.
 
 
 
Linux *is* user-friendly, just picky who it chooses for friends!
 
 
 
... XP , and X stands for cra
 
 
 
The three Rs of Microsoft support:
Retry, Reboot, Reinstall
 
 
 
Linux, cause i reboot less often than windows users reinstall.....

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