On Sat, 18 May 2002 09:13:44 -0700
shane <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> "'Tis some script kidd3z," I muttered, "tapping at my server port-  Only 


uhm... do they all need to be anti-ms?? you know,
windows IS great, i used it to download Linux... ;oP

some of these i find quite funny. ( sorry for the long post, i hope these will be 
enough. )

-- "If you can't beat them, buy them" - Microsoft 


"I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma"   
- The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)  


"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok


People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept
their definition of reality.


Last week, I left my 2 XP CD's on my dashboard in plain view.
Someone broke into my car and left 2 more.


If it ain't broke, you need more software.


-- coffee.exe missing. universe halted


If you go out with a girl, do not introduce her to Linux, because
when you break up,she will still be calling you for months and months.


Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating.


If bullshit was gold, Slashdot would be Fort Knox


A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds 
Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine.


If capitalism works, why are there so many stupid rich people?


Notice: Your mouse has been moved. Windows will now restart so this change can take 
effect.


Does this .sig make my butt look big?


Failure is not an option. (It comes bundled with NT.)


Shaw's principle: Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will want to use it.


We are Microsoft of Borg, resistance is futile, you will *bzzzzzt*
General Protection Fault in MSBORG.DLL


Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk?"


Damian

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