Well, this one is kinda long and taken from the mdk ng, but it had me rofl:
Spam not unto me! I shall decode thy email headers and trace thy routes, and smite them, and I shall pursue thy provider and thy provider's upstream link. Yea, unto the seventh generation shall I pursue thy links, and thou shalt spam no more. -zEpPo, 2002 -s
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