When at university we had a drinking game called "The Funnel". It meant persuading some poor sap to lie flat on his back on the floor with the screw end of a cut-off 3l pop bottle in his mouth. He was told that a can of lager would be poured into the cut off bottom of the bottle and he'd have to drink it as quick as possible using gravity as an aid. Of course once started we could pour in as much of anything as we liked. He could either drink it all or sit up and pour the contents onto his genitals.
Sounds like you'd be a good candidate for first player at the do. On 22 June 2011 11:59, Marcus Chantry <[email protected]> wrote: > I’m still at home spending most of my time lying on the floor. Haven’t > been into work since 10th June. **** > > ** ** > > *From:* [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] *On > Behalf Of *Steven Millward > *Sent:* Wednesday, 22 June 2011 11:56 AM > *To:* [email protected] > > *Subject:* Re: [NSWolves] Mick Appreciation Party**** > > ** ** > > yes. Has your bad back precluded you from pushing this forward? How is > it?**** > > On 22 June 2011 10:25, Marcus Chantry <[email protected]> > wrote:**** > > It seems we’ve already passed two of these dates, so lets get an updated > decision.**** > > **** > > Who can make Saturday 16th July? Just reply yes or no.**** > > > Cheers,**** > > Marcus**** > > **** > > **** > > *From:* [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] *On > Behalf Of *Rog & Reet > *Sent:* Wednesday, 25 May 2011 9:25 PM**** > > > *To:* [email protected] > *Subject:* RE: [NSWolves] Mick Appreciation Party**** > > **** > > Can’t make 4th June, 9th July would be dodgy.**** > > The Hart, Murray’s at Manly.**** > > **** > > **** > > *From:* [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] *On > Behalf Of *Marcus Chantry > *Sent:* Wednesday, 25 May 2011 10:46 AM > *To:* [email protected] > *Cc:* [email protected] > *Subject:* [NSWolves] Mick Appreciation Party**** > > **** > > What date are we going to have our Survival/Mick Appreciation party? These > are the dates that I can attend:**** > > **** > > Saturday 4th June**** > > Saturday 18th June**** > > Saturday 2nd July**** > > Saturday 9th July**** > > **** > > Preferences please via return email. Suggestions on venue will also be > welcomed.**** > > > Cheers,**** > > Marcus**** > > **** > > The information contained in this email is confidential. If you are not the > intended recipient, you may not disclose or use the information in this > email in any way and should destroy any copies. Macquarie does not guarantee > the integrity of any emails or attached files. The views or opinions > expressed are the author's own and may not reflect the views or opinions of > Macquarie.**** > > **** > > -- > Marcus thinks Mick is a superb manager**** > > -- > Marcus thinks Mick is a superb manager**** > > -- > Marcus thinks Mick is a superb manager**** > > ** ** > > -- > Marcus thinks Mick is a superb manager**** > > -- > Marcus thinks Mick is a superb manager > -- Marcus thinks Mick is a superb manager
