Pmsl We Are Wolves
On 25/06/2012, at 3:02 PM, Parkes Jim - Sydney-MHA <jpar...@munichre.com> wrote: > F**k off > > Jim > > From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf > Of Steven Millward > Sent: Monday, 25 June 2012 12:26 PM > To: nswolves@googlegroups.com > Subject: Re: [NSWolves] E&S last week; 10 positives for next season........ > > I'd almost forgotten about Wolves. Might be time to bow out. > > > > What say you that we change this group to "English Midlands Swans" and become > a supporters club for the Sydney Swans purely of people that used to be > Wolves fans? > > > > We were top of the "ladder" on Friday night and at least we could go to games > or watch them on TV. Plus it's a man's game > > > > > > > > On 25 June 2012 11:13, Parkes Jim - Sydney-MHA <jpar...@munichre.com> wrote: > > The fat lady has belted out her final tune, the grim reaper has yielded his > mighty scythe and there’s a big fat R next to our name where once there was a > 20, writes Wolves blogger Tim Spiers. > We knew the inevitable was coming, which did soften the blow somewhat, but > fact we’re not a Premier League club anymore hurts. A lot. > Still, when you think about it, there are a few positives to come out of > being in the Championship next season. Like these 10. > 1. We might win a game and/or keep a clean sheet. Wi-nn-ing you say? What’s > that then? Some new fandangled concept from David Cameron’s crazy ideas > machine to make us all forget the recession, the death of the NHS and Michael > Gove’s face? Oh no sorry, I remember – winning. Yes we might actually win a > football match, what a notion that is. Or keep a clean sheet more regularly > than once every eight months. If we’re lucky our first home win of 2012 will > be in August. Let’s face it, after winning 27 matches in our promotion > season, and just 25 since then, it’ll be nice not to be in a relegation > battle. Presumably. > 2. The leg room at Molineux will be plentiful. With just 12.000 season > tickets in a 30,000 stadium, there’ll be room to spare. If you don’t like the > annoying bloke sitting near you, just pick another seat. Oh and the shiny new > North Bank will look lovely. Well, if they can sort out the wonky ‘S’ on > ‘Wolves’ which looks like it’s been drawn by Amy Childs after three bottles > of Lambrini, that is. > 3. Referees will be biased towards us, not against. Steve Finnan’s handball > for Portsmouth, red cards for Karl Henry (against Arsenal), Nenad Milijas > (against Arsenal) and Sebastien Bassong (against Arsenal), Tim Howard, > Jonathan Woodgate and Frank Lampard not being sent off, the trial by media > after Karl Henry versus Joey Barton, etc, etc. Anyone remember so many > injustices in the 20 years or so in the Championship preceding that? Exactly. > 4. Far fewer diving cheats. Probably the worst thing about the Premier > League. To be fair to the refs, their life is made ten times more difficult > by the diving, histrionics and constant ear-bashing, mostly from the foreign > element of the Premier League. And Ashley Young. > 5. Don’t have to put up with the ignominy of being last on Match of the Day. > Think of all the hours we’ve wasted sitting through an hour of Match of the > Day, waiting for our 10-minute snippet at the end. You’re talking, what, 30 > hours a season maybe, which works out at nearly four of your human days over > three years. Use next season’s extra time wisely, perhaps by taking up a new > hobby, or maybe by solving the riddle of what on earth Richard Stearman is > keeping under that bandage on his arm. > 6. We’ll have a new manager. Yes that’ll be nice won’t it? And also… > 7. It won’t be Terry Connor. I couldn’t feel sorrier for him if he was a > two-month-old Labrador puppy with three legs and a woof impediment. But he’s > just not manager material, is he? Plus I don’t think I can bear to watch > another of his heart-wrenching post-match interviews, with his lips pursed so > tightly together they look like they’re about become stuck, like Keanu Reeves > in The Matrix. And for goodness sake don’t let Geoff Shreeves anywhere near > him after the Wigan game. “Terry I can confirm Wolves have finished bottom > and you’ve got the worst managerial record in Premier League history. And a > bird has just defecated on your head, I can confirm that too Terry. After 13 > years you’re probably going to get the sack too, aren’t you? And your > reputation’s in tatters. How do you feel about that? Terry?” > 8. Saturday 3pm kick-off times. And a few on Tuesday nights as well. Forget > this Sunday 2pm and Saturday 12.05pm malarkey. > 9. We can all hide under a rock for a season. After the most humiliating few > months at Wolves in living memory, I’d rather everyone just stop talking > about us now. The whole world and his wife knows how bad we are. Next season, > just tell your sofa-bound Man United-supporting mates that we’re coasting the > Championship, no matter where we actually are in the league. He’ll be too > busy eating prawn sandwiches and pretending he knows who Denis Law is to > bother checking the table. > 10. Stearman’s comical mishaps won’t be as costly. Ah Stearman. God loves a > trier, and Richard Stearman is exactly that – very trying. Sadly my > suggestion to the club that they should play the Laurel and Hardly music over > the public address system whenever he touches the ball hasn’t been taken on > board. But it’ll be okay next season because his many hilarious errors won’t > be punished as regularly. So we can just all have a big laugh when he falls > flat on his face while trying to play a five-yard pass. Altogether now, do do > do do do do do…. > > > Read more: > http://www.expressandstar.com/sport/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2012/04/27/10-reasons-for-wolves-to-sort-of-be-cheerful/#ixzz1ylNVlOL3 > > > CAUTION: This message is intended only for the named addressee. It is > confidential and may be legally privileged. If you are not the intended > recipient, any disclosure, copying, or distribution is prohibited and may be > unlawful. By opening any attachment, you agree that the Munich Re Group will > not be liable for any loss resulting from viruses or other defects. 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