HAHAHAHAHAHA. True story: My uncle (who is 80 years old now) told me, when I was a little boy (perhaps 5 or 6), that it felt "really really good" to take a piss on an electric fence. (This was a fence designed to keep cattle inside of it.)
So.... I did. After I could walk again, and I tried to beat him up, he told me "I can't fix you being stupid, but maybe this will help you think." It was a memorable lesson. Obviously. Thanks for the memory. I haven't thought of that in a very long time. :) -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Mark Liechty Sent: Monday, October 13, 2014 10:08 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [NTSysADM] Lync Group Chat On Oct 13, 2014, at 7:03 PM, Ken Schaefer <[email protected]> wrote: I think the requester is starting to "have a lend" ("take the piss", or whatever the phrase is in your local vernacular). ##### More than once I have taken a piss on my keyboard. I never solved the problem but did make me feel better. Tried that once on a server and the damn thing was tuned on. I suggest that you not try that as electricity does not suck, it bites like hell.

