I found them somewhat electrifying where I’m normally resistant to those types of puns these jolted me awake this morning. Not sure I have the capacitance to continue along this short foray. Normally open minded but let's consider this circuit of puns closed.
Ohm my God! did I just type that? -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Webster Sent: Tuesday, October 14, 2014 7:47 AM To: [email protected] Subject: RE: OT: A little coarse (was RE: [NTSysADM] Lync Group Chat) Webster approves of your use of puns. They were grate. Thanks Webster > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] > [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Kurt Buff > Sent: Monday, October 13, 2014 10:10 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: OT: A little coarse (was RE: [NTSysADM] Lync Group Chat) > > Shocking story, but it had a good arc. > > Evidently the event gave you a good grounding for the future. > > Kurt > > On Mon, Oct 13, 2014 at 7:18 PM, Michael B. Smith > <[email protected]> wrote: > > HAHAHAHAHAHA. > > > > True story: My uncle (who is 80 years old now) told me, when I was a > > little > boy (perhaps 5 or 6), that it felt "really really good" to take a piss > on an electric fence. (This was a fence designed to keep cattle inside > of it.) > > > > So.... I did. > > > > After I could walk again, and I tried to beat him up, he told me "I > > can't fix > you being stupid, but maybe this will help you think." > > > > It was a memorable lesson. Obviously. > > > > Thanks for the memory. I haven't thought of that in a very long > > time. :) > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: [email protected] > [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Mark Liechty > > Sent: Monday, October 13, 2014 10:08 PM > > To: [email protected] > > Subject: Re: [NTSysADM] Lync Group Chat > > > > On Oct 13, 2014, at 7:03 PM, Ken Schaefer <[email protected]> wrote: > > I think the requester is starting to "have a lend" ("take the > > piss", or > whatever the phrase is in your local vernacular). > > ##### > > > > More than once I have taken a piss on my keyboard. I never solved > > the > problem but did make me feel better. > > > > Tried that once on a server and the damn thing was tuned on. I > > suggest > that you not try that as electricity does not suck, it bites like hell. > > > > > **Warning** Any technical data is or may be controlled under the U.S. International Traffic in Arms Regulations (ITAR) and may not be exported, released, or disclosed to foreign nationals without proper authorization by the U.S. Department of State.” “CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This electronic transmission, its contents and any attachments (hereinafter referred to collectively as “transmission”) are confidential and are solely directed to, and intended for, the named addressee(s) only. Any use, reproduction or dissemination of this transmission by an unintended recipient is strictly prohibited. If you receive this transmission in error, please immediately notify the sender and delete this transmission in its entirety from your files. All intellectual property rights in this transmission are expressly reserved.”
