Then you don’t understand either irony, or the meaning behind Bill’s
explanation.
-sc
*From:* [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
*Sent:* Wednesday, March 14, 2012 10:00 PM
*To:* NT System Admin Issues
*Cc:* NT System Admin Issues
*Subject:* Re: list delays
Sarcasm meter it should be.
Sent from my iPhone
On Mar 14, 2012, at 8:15 PM, Jonathan Link <[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote:
So, the irony meter should be off the charts. Good to know.
2012/3/14 Bill Humphries <[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>>
Also, what is awesome is that the text is originally from Cicero
where he discusses how no one really wants pain or grief for the
sake of pain or grief.
Bill
Cynicalgeek wrote:
You guys and gals are awesome.
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On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 3:24 PM, Jonathan Link
<[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
<mailto:[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>>>
wrote:
Please do NOT remove your sig.
Unless you replace it with an even better sig, of course. :-)
On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 1:50 PM, James Rankin
<[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
<mailto:[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>>> wrote:
I think your moniker is well-deserved - "masters" of the list
is very cynical. I don't see it that way. And if anyone from
this list saw fit to speak to my employer or attack me
personally via telephone or snail mail, I'd see fit to go over
to knock on their door and have it out with them. I come from
a pretty grassroots place so if someone's out of order we tend
to see nothing wrong with getting down on the cobbles, if
necessary, and sorting it out. Each to their own. I don't
think anyone here would do that, though. Maybe I'm "naive
geek", but I'm not worrying about it.
IMHO, YMMV, usual disclaimers.
Signature will soon be gone.
Cheers,
JR
On 14 March 2012 15:53, Cynicalgeek <[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>
<mailto:[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>>> wrote:
It's pretty easy to ignore a signature, but to have to
ignore it hundreds or thousands of times when it's
including in replies by other people just doesn't make any
sense to me. But....whatever.
You know I've considered using my real name on here
several times. However, after seeing how a lot of the
"masters" of this list treat the readers of the list, I'll
never do it. The "masters" find enjoyment in berating and
personally attacking readers of the list. I wouldn't put
it past some or the "masters" to actually look somebody up
and either A) call a list member's employer to complain,
or B) personally attack (verbally) in real life over the
phone, via snail mail, etc.
This list is still useful but there is a lot of
unprofessionalism that goes on that has nothing to do with
my 'cynicalgeek' email address not using my real name.
On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 10:37 AM, Jonathan Link
<[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]> <mailto:[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>>>
wrote:
It's pretty easy to ignore a signature. It's also
funny, so I tend to give it a pass. I've seen worse
signatures with huge pictures, those are pretty
objectionable. The list members have come down hard
on people with huge graphics and whatnot in their
signature. Is Mr Rankin's long? Yeah, but it's text
and it doesn't stand out and cry for my attention,
either.
Turning this on its head. If you
expect the courtesy
of Mr. Rankin trimming his signature, why is it
unreasonable for someone to ask you to use your real
name? Or at least use an alias that appears
legitimate.
Community is built when people
"know" who their peers are.
On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 9:49 AM, Cynicalgeek
<[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]> <mailto:[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>>>
wrote:
#1 I read nothing in the EULA about having to use
my real first and last name.
#2 I shouldn't have said that the LISTSERV should
munge the long signature, I should have said that
list owners should gently ask users not to use
signatures that are incredibly long and useless.
#3 I'm trying to make constructive suggestions
that would help the community of this
list...solutions that would cost members of the
list NOTHING and improve the service of the list.
On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 2:05 AM, Don Ely
<[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
<mailto:[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>>> wrote:
1 demerit for you sir!
On Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 11:02 PM, Jon Harris
<[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>
<mailto:[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>>> wrote:
Now someone is either dreaming or you have
had way too many beers tonight sir.
Jon
On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 1:39 AM, Don Ely
<[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>
<mailto:[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>>> wrote:
And while were at it, posts will only
accepted by the listserv provided they
contain the appropriate amount of
research has been completed with
references included!
On Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 9:55 PM, Gary
Slinger <[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>
<mailto:[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>>> wrote:
Equally, if it purged everyone
that doesn't post with a cleartext
real-world name, that would be a
good thing also.
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To: NT System Admin Issues
ReplyTo: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: list delays
Sent: Mar 13, 2012 23:28
Personally I think if the LISTSERV
would munge James Rankins' email
signature on demand we would all
be better off. ;)
Sent from my iPhone
On Mar 13, 2012, at 9:37 PM, Bill
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