I choose to be a pipe wench. On Thu, Mar 15, 2012 at 1:02 AM, Micheal Espinola Jr < [email protected]> wrote:
> I thought you're a tool because you are one of "us"... aren't we all > tools on here? :-) > > -- > Espi > > > > > > On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 10:31 PM, Rankin, James R > <[email protected]>wrote: > >> So now I am a tool cos of my signature? >> >> Whatever. Back to sleep. >> ---Blackberried >> ------------------------------ >> *From: * [email protected] >> *Date: *Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:09:52 -0400 >> *To: *NT System Admin Issues<[email protected]> >> *ReplyTo: * "NT System Admin Issues" < >> [email protected]> >> *Subject: *Re: list delays >> >> And I'm the one that's called a tool? >> >> I probably made money for you James. >> >> Sent from my iPhone >> >> On Mar 14, 2012, at 5:37 PM, James Rankin <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> >> >> On 14 March 2012 19:48, Steven M. Caesare <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>> Amit’s better looking too. >>> >>> Ok, couldn't resist a signature update with all this talk about it. I >> need to remember to remove it when I email important clients though, I sent >> one to a guy at AppSense the other day with it on and luckily he thought it >> was hilarious. >> >> Apologies to all who may not like it, can I send you a GMail invite? >> >> JR >> >> -- >> http://appsensebigot.blogspot.com >> >> IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER >> >> I certainly don't have time to monitor the content of e-mail sent and >> received via this account for the purposes of ensuring compliance with >> anyone's policies and procedures. I am pretty sure that somewhere in UK >> legislation there is some politically-correct drivel that stipulates I must >> never send or store e-mails or attachments that are obscene, indecent, >> sexist, racist, defamatory, abusive, in breach of copyright, encrypted, >> amusing, overly long, slightly opinionated, anonymous, likely to harm >> animals or hurt the feelings of an as-yet-unspecified or as-yet-nonexistent >> minority (such as extraterrestrial eggplants). Emails of this nature sent >> in or out of this account may be intercepted and stopped by the system, but >> it's a long shot. This being the UK, even if I was prosecuted for breach of >> said email guidelines, I'd probably walk with a suspended sentence anyway, >> but if I'd forgotten to pay my car insurance, I'd most certainly be hung, >> drawn and quartered. >> >> I am not responsible for any changes made to the message after it has >> been sent, in more or less the same way that cyclozine manufacturers aren't >> responsible for drug addicts mixing it with methadone and overdosing, so >> I'm glad I cleared the confusion up there nice and early. Where opinions >> are expressed, they are not necessarily mine. However, I don't make a habit >> of expressing other people's opinions for them, so you shouldn't take that >> statement as an indication that I am in the business of providing an >> opinion-expressing service. In the event that I did, this discourse would >> provide no guarantee that I would do it anyway, but I don't, so I won't. >> >> This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential and >> intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are >> addressed. If you are not the intended addressee, or the person responsible >> for delivering it to them, aside from the fact that you've clearly got some >> level of unauthorised access to their account or are at least engaged in >> some sort of fraud, I'm obliged to tell you that may not copy, forward >> disclose or otherwise use it or any part of it in any way. To do so may be >> unlawful, and as you're already breaking the law, I am sure that bombshell >> makes you quake in your boots and turn yourself over to law enforcement >> immediately. If you receive this e-mail by mistake, please advise the >> sender immediately. That would be me, and as I am clearly prone to sending >> emails to completely the wrong person, I should instantly be stripped of my >> status as a technical consultant and sent to do something more becoming of >> my stupidity, such as appearing on Big Brother, the X Factor or "insert >> country name here"'s Got Talent. >> >> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >> >> --- >> To manage subscriptions click here: >> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >> or send an email to [email protected] >> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >> >> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >> >> --- >> To manage subscriptions click here: >> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >> or send an email to [email protected] >> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >> >> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >> >> --- >> To manage subscriptions click here: >> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >> or send an email to [email protected] >> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >> > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
