Sure, but I have an appointment with this hypnotist tonight. Mack S. Bolan
On Fri, Mar 16, 2012 at 11:47 AM, Jonathan Link <[email protected]>wrote: > We need him to double his post count tomorrow, too. > > On Fri, Mar 16, 2012 at 11:57 AM, Micheal Espinola Jr < > [email protected]> wrote: > >> Hi, Mack, >> >> What's happening? We need to talk about your email signature... Yeah. >> Did you get that memo? Yeah. It's just we're putting new rediculously long >> email signatures on all list emails before they go out now. So if you could >> go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great... >> >> All right! >> >> (Happy Friday) >> -- >> Espi >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, Mar 16, 2012 at 8:22 AM, Mack Bolan <[email protected]>wrote: >> >>> "improved fondleslab" I'll have to use this again sometime. I do love >>> the Reg's acerbic wit at times. >>> >>> Mack S. Bolan >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> On Fri, Mar 16, 2012 at 9:35 AM, James Rankin <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>>> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/16/ipad_london_queue_hype/ >>>> >>>> (from The Reg, admittedly not the biggest Apple fans in the media) >>>> >>>> -- >>>> http://appsensebigot.blogspot.com >>>> >>>> IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER >>>> >>>> I certainly don't have time to monitor the content of e-mail sent and >>>> received via this account for the purposes of ensuring compliance with >>>> anyone's policies and procedures. I am pretty sure that somewhere in UK >>>> legislation there is some politically-correct drivel that stipulates I must >>>> never send or store e-mails or attachments that are obscene, indecent, >>>> sexist, racist, defamatory, abusive, in breach of copyright, encrypted, >>>> amusing, overly long, slightly opinionated, anonymous, likely to harm >>>> animals or hurt the feelings of an as-yet-unspecified or as-yet-nonexistent >>>> minority (such as extraterrestrial eggplants). Emails of this nature sent >>>> in or out of this account may be intercepted and stopped by the system, but >>>> it's a long shot. This being the UK, even if I was prosecuted for breach of >>>> said email guidelines, I'd probably walk with a suspended sentence anyway, >>>> but if I'd forgotten to pay my car insurance, I'd most certainly be hung, >>>> drawn and quartered. >>>> >>>> I am not responsible for any changes made to the message after it has >>>> been sent, in more or less the same way that cyclozine manufacturers aren't >>>> responsible for drug addicts mixing it with methadone and overdosing, so >>>> I'm glad I cleared the confusion up there nice and early. Where opinions >>>> are expressed, they are not necessarily mine. However, I don't make a habit >>>> of expressing other people's opinions for them, so you shouldn't take that >>>> statement as an indication that I am in the business of providing an >>>> opinion-expressing service. In the event that I did, this discourse would >>>> provide no guarantee that I would do it anyway, but I don't, so I won't. >>>> >>>> This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential and >>>> intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are >>>> addressed. If you are not the intended addressee, or the person responsible >>>> for delivering it to them, aside from the fact that you've clearly got some >>>> level of unauthorised access to their account or are at least engaged in >>>> some sort of fraud, I'm obliged to tell you that may not copy, forward >>>> disclose or otherwise use it or any part of it in any way. To do so may be >>>> unlawful, and as you're already breaking the law, I am sure that bombshell >>>> makes you quake in your boots and turn yourself over to law enforcement >>>> immediately. If you receive this e-mail by mistake, please advise the >>>> sender immediately. That would be me, and as I am clearly prone to sending >>>> emails to completely the wrong person, I should instantly be stripped of my >>>> status as a technical consultant and sent to do something more becoming of >>>> my stupidity, such as appearing on Big Brother, the X Factor or "insert >>>> country name here"'s Got Talent. >>>> >>>> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>>> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >>>> >>>> --- >>>> To manage subscriptions click here: >>>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >>>> or send an email to [email protected] >>>> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >>>> >>> >>> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >>> >>> --- >>> To manage subscriptions click here: >>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >>> or send an email to [email protected] >>> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >>> >> >> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >> >> --- >> To manage subscriptions click here: >> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >> or send an email to [email protected] >> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >> > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
