Speaking of consumption, did someone start early today? :) On Fri, Mar 16, 2012 at 1:39 PM, Webster <[email protected]> wrote:
> Do I get to keep my red stapler and playing my music? I was told > because the receptionist gets to listen to talk radio that I can listen to > my music on a reasonable level. I think my music is on a reasonable level > because the audio is disabled on this laptop the customer gave me to use. > I also don't have a telephone to use so how will anyone reach me in the > basement. I mean, if I need to call my mother to tell her I will be late > for dinner, I can cell er her if I am in the basement and I have no phone? > Besides there are roaches in the basement and I don't like people mush > less roaches. Besides roaches remind me of Gary Slinger. And anything > that reminds me of Gary Slinger means I have to double up on my meds. And > if I have to double up on my meds and I am in the basement how will I get > water to drink when I need to take my meds because the roaches in the > basement make me think of Gary Slinger. Did yo know that if Gary Slinger > can I have guns I should be able to have guns. I should be able to brings > guns with me to the basement because some of the roaches I hear are really > big and I don't want to step on a roach and get my shoes dirty. If my mom > knows I stepped on a roach and my shoe bottoms are dirty with roach guts > and excrement she may not let me in the house. And if my mom wwon't let me > in the house how will I eat. and if I don't eat my blood sugar drops and > then I have to take more meds. and if I have to take more meds because of > my low blood sugar I may miss work. Speaking of missing work I have > received my paycheck for the last five weeks. speaking of week, I am > feeling weak right now because I threw up when some jerk off sent his > picture to this mailing list. speaking of mailing lists, did you know that > james rankin's e-mail signature is the sole cause of global warming. > because his e-mail signature is so long and no other nimwits on the > mailing list ever remove it from their replies the amount of storage > required to store his email signature and all the copies of his email > signature is just ginormous. because the storage requirements are so > ginormous there are billions f hard drives being powered to keep up with > his e-mail signature. the power requirements of al those hard drives and > servers and switches and stuff alone account for a huge increase in power > consumption. speaking of consumption did you know that the receptionist is > ........ > > > Carl Webster > > Consultant and Citrix Technology Professional > > http://www.CarlWebster.com <http://www.carlwebster.com/> > ------------------------------ > *From:* Mack Bolan [[email protected]] > *Sent:* Friday, March 16, 2012 11:47 AM > > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* Re: OT: Apple hype fails to catch on in England > > We're going to need you to move your desk to the basement Webster. > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
