Man, that would send me crazy. I get to go home at weekends at least. Tomorrow is all about watching football with my kids! Not a screen to look at till Sunday :-)
---Blackberried -----Original Message----- From: Webster <[email protected]> Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2012 20:31:26 To: NT System Admin Issues<[email protected]> Reply-To: "NT System Admin Issues" <[email protected]>Subject: RE: OT: Apple hype fails to catch on in England That is what happens when you spend 3 weeks at a customer site (1 week left) doing "just in case we need you" support. If it wasn't for the PowerShell scripts I am writing (and the articles about the scripts) I would have gone postal by now! Doesn't help that there is no cable in the apartment they have me holed up in. So yes, I have wwaayy too much time on my hands for another 167.5 hours. Carl Webster Consultant and Citrix Technology Professional http://www.CarlWebster.com From: Free, Bob [mailto:[email protected]] Subject: RE: OT: Apple hype fails to catch on in England In keeping with the Southern theme of the week- "I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there" Web- Get some help, maybe Slinger is available for a consult? :) From: Webster [mailto:[email protected]]<mailto:[mailto:[email protected]]> Subject: RE: OT: Apple hype fails to catch on in England Do I get to keep my red stapler and playing my music? I was told because the receptionist gets to listen to talk radio that I can listen to my music on a reasonable level. I think my music is on a reasonable level because the audio is disabled on this laptop the customer gave me to use. I also don't have a telephone to use so how will anyone reach me in the basement. I mean, if I need to call my mother to tell her I will be late for dinner, I can cell er her if I am in the basement and I have no phone? Besides there are roaches in the basement and I don't like people mush less roaches. Besides roaches remind me of Gary Slinger. And anything that reminds me of Gary Slinger means I have to double up on my meds. And if I have to double up on my meds and I am in the basement how will I get water to drink when I need to take my meds because the roaches in the basement make me think of Gary Slinger. Did yo know that if Gary Slinger can I have guns I should be able to have guns. I should be able to brings guns with me to the basement because some of the roaches I hear are really big and I don't want to step on a roach and get my shoes dirty. If my mom knows I stepped on a roach and my shoe bottoms are dirty with roach guts and excrement she may not let me in the house. And if my mom wwon't let me in the house how will I eat. and if I don't eat my blood sugar drops and then I have to take more meds. and if I have to take more meds because of my low blood sugar I may miss work. Speaking of missing work I have received my paycheck for the last five weeks. speaking of week, I am feeling weak right now because I threw up when some jerk off sent his picture to this mailing list. speaking of mailing lists, did you know that james rankin's e-mail signature is the sole cause of global warming. because his e-mail signature is so long and no other nimwits on the mailing list ever remove it from their replies the amount of storage required to store his email signature and all the copies of his email signature is just ginormous. because the storage requirements are so ginormous there are billions f hard drives being powered to keep up with his e-mail signature. the power requirements of al those hard drives and servers and switches and stuff alone account for a huge increase in power consumption. speaking of consumption did you know that the receptionist is ........ ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
