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On Aug 21, 2009, at 3:40 PM, Chris Orovet <[email protected]> wrote: > Open this door, you dead people, or we'll bust it down and we'll > drag you out by the ropes you hang yourselves with! > > > > Regards, > > > > Chris Oroveˇˇ† Technical Support > > <image001.jpg> > O: (727)812-0276 Ext. 125 > > F: (727)812-0278 > > Email: [email protected] > > Web: http://www.atsi-inc.com > > > > > > ˇˇúWhatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this > moment, are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. > There is a hidden meaning behind all events, and this hidden meanin > g is serving your own evolution.ˇˇù ~Chopra > > > > Confidentiality Notice: This e-mail message and any attachments are > for the sole use of the intended recipient and may contain > proprietary, confidential, trade secret or privileged information. > Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure, or distribution is > prohibited and may be a violation of law. If you are not the > intended recipient or a person responsible for delivering this > message to an intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply > e-mail and destroy all copies of the original message immediately. > > > > From: Terry Fryrear [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 7:41 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny > > > > Beetlejuice > > > > From: Richard Stovall [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 1:33 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny > > > > Quick, name the movie ?????You can't scare her, she's sleeping with > Prince Valium tonight.??? > > > > No Googling or Binging allowed. > > > > From: Daniel Rodriguez [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:22 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny > > > > Am at home resting because I just had open heart surgery. > > Laughed a little to hard and now my chest hurts. > > Good thing I still have some oxycodone left. :) > > On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Andy Shook <[email protected]> > wrote: > > TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS AND THE OLD MAN > > > Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an > old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and > walking slowly. > > One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has > Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." > > The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely > has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just > as we learned in class." > > Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They > approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical > students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we > couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us > what it is?" > The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two > fine medical students think." > > The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." > > The old man said, "You thought........ But you are wrong." > The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." > > The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong." > > So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" > > The old man said, "I thought it was GAS...................... > But I was wrong, too!" > > > > Shook > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com > Version: 8.5.392 / Virus Database: 270.13.63/2317 - Release Date: > 08/21/09 06:04:00 > > > > > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
