Yikes!!!

How old are you?
On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 4:51 PM, Daniel Rodriguez <[email protected]> wrote:

> Bacon, eggs, tamales, McDonald's,... I thought it was stress from work, but
> when they put me on the treadmill and upped the speed I thought someone was
> tearing my heart heart.
>
> They got me to the hospital in Louisville, KY, and I thought I was going to
> get some blockages cleaned out by a catheter. The doctor was talking to me
> about what they were going to do, the nurses were jovial and talking to me.
> Then they told me that they were going to inject the dye and I was going to
> feel a warmth over my body, which I did. But, then, the atmosphere in the
> room changed and the nurses became real quiet. I asked them what was going
> on and no one would say anything. I didn't realize it but the doctor had
> left the room. Then one of the nurses came and told me that they were unable
> to perform the procedure but she wouldn't tell me why.
>
> When they wheeled me back to pre-op is when I found out that I had two
> blockages that were on my heart and were so close together they couldn't put
> stints in. So, I was going to have open heart surgery on Monday.
>
> The scar on my chest is practically healed. The scare on my left leg is
> taking a bit longer. That scar goes just below my groin to just below my
> left knee.
>
> While I was in recovery I had a nurse who said that I had one of those sexy
> manly scars on my leg. I told her that I could have gotten a tatoo... it
> would still have hurt but been a lot cheaper.
>
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> On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 7:02 PM, Kurt Buff <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Dude -
>>
>> I'm thinking bacon is a part of your past, right?
>>
>> Glad you survived, though. That's pretty major.
>>
>> On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 14:31, Daniel Rodriguez<[email protected]> wrote:
>> > Many Thanks.
>> >
>> > I had heart bypass. 5.5 blockages.
>> >
>> > On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 4:27 PM, Raper, Jonathan <[email protected]>
>> > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Laughter….the best medicine.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Sometimes it takes the pain of laughter in order to help us to
>> appreciate
>> >> the things in life that really matter.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Hope your recovery goes well!
>> >>
>> >> Jonathan L. Raper, A+, MCSA, MCSE
>> >> Technology Coordinator
>> >> Eagle Physicians & Associates, PA
>> >> [email protected]
>> >> www.eaglemds.com
>> >>
>> >> ________________________________
>> >>
>> >> From: Daniel Rodriguez [mailto:[email protected]]
>> >> Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:22 PM
>> >> To: NT System Admin Issues
>>  >> Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Am at home resting because I just had open heart surgery.
>> >>
>> >> Laughed a little to hard and now my chest hurts.
>> >>
>> >> Good thing I still have some oxycodone left. :)
>> >>
>> >> On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Andy Shook <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS AND THE OLD MAN
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old
>> >> man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking
>> >> slowly.
>> >>
>> >> One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry
>> >> Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
>> >>
>> >> The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
>> >> Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we
>> learned
>> >> in class."
>> >>
>> >> Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They
>> approached
>> >> him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and
>> >> couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the
>> >> syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
>> >> The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two
>> fine
>> >> medical students think."
>> >>
>> >> The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
>> >>
>> >> The old man said, "You thought........ But you are wrong."
>> >> The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
>> >>
>> >> The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."
>> >>
>> >> So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
>> >>
>> >> The old man said, "I thought it was GAS......................
>> >> But I was wrong, too!"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Shook
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