Did you hear about the girl who came home from first grade? Her mom asked her what she learned at school today, and the girl answered "we learned how to make babies".
The mom thought about it a minute, and decided she had to know just what they were teaching her kid, so she said "well, how do you make babies?" The kid said, "It's easy, you just drop the "y" and add "ies". From: Andy Shook [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:15 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Bad joke contest Did you hear about the butcher who got his butt caught in the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work... Shook From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 4:05 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Bad joke contest Ok if you're American and you're in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European (read slow too) Sent from my BlackBerry(r) wireless device ________________________________ From: Andy Shook <[email protected]> Date: Fri, 9 Jul 2010 15:59:44 -0400 To: NT System Admin Issues<[email protected]> ReplyTo: "NT System Admin Issues" <[email protected]> Subject: OT: Bad joke contest For the last little bit of Friday, I'm now declaring a bad joke contest for this here NT list. I'm the sole judge and decision maker. I'll start off (and probably win) -------------------------- What do you call in when you feed a steer a stick of dynamite? Abominable (say it slow) Shook ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
