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We apologize for the inconvenience. From: Richard Stovall [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 4:48 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Bad joke contest Two old golfing buddies who had played together for decades were coming up the 13th hole at the local muni. The 13th borders a highway and as they reached the green a funeral procession motored by. One of the golfers took off his hat and respectfully kept his head down until the last car had passed. When he looked up and put his hat back on his friend said, "That was the most civilized, most respectful thing I've ever seen you do." To which the first golfer replied, "Well, she was a darn good wife." On Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 4:28 PM, Daniel Rodriguez <[email protected]> wrote: >From Texas and we usually make fun of those from Texas A&M (Aggies) Two Aggie hunter are out in the woods hunting deer. On of them bags a 18 point buck! So, they both each pick up a hind leg and start to drag it back to the truck. Well, the antlers keep getting caught in the tall grass and weeds, so they were having a hard time dragging their kill back to the truck. A third hunter comes out of the woods and sees what these two are doing. He says, "No, no, no! If you are going to drag that deer, do it right! What you need to do is drag the deer by the antlers. That way, you and block and move the grass and stuff out of the way. That would make it much easier to do." Well, the two Aggie Hunters thanked the other hunter and proceeded to do as he said. About 30 minutes later the first Aggie says to the second Aggie, "Boy! I am sure glad that guy showed us the right way to drag this deer." Whereas the second Aggie says, "Yeah. But look how far away we are from the truck.: On Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 4:17 PM, Richard Stovall <[email protected]> wrote: Uh oh. Here we go... Seen at Goode Company BBQ in Houston. She offered her honor. He honored her offer. All through the night it was honor and offer. On Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 3:59 PM, Andy Shook <[email protected]> wrote: For the last little bit of Friday, I'm now declaring a bad joke contest for this here NT list. I'm the sole judge and decision maker. I'll start off (and probably win) -------------------------- What do you call in when you feed a steer a stick of dynamite? Abominable (say it slow) Shook ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
