New series name: Hard Drives and PCI Express Slots[1]. [1] Multiple vowels work well in this position, I leave it as an exercise to the reader to substitute as desired.
On Wed, Dec 22, 2010 at 11:22 AM, Jacob <[email protected]> wrote: > Yes.. we are looking for new talent for our next film… Hard Drives and > Floppy Drives #7 ;-) > > > > *From:* James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]] > *Sent:* Wednesday, December 22, 2010 8:21 AM > > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* Re: Blacklist avoidance > > > > Your company sounds so great compared to where I work. Do you get any sort > of perks? Do they ever considering doing any sort of films with the theme of > a bored sysadmin being ambushed by a bunch of hormonally-overactive vixens > in the datacenter? > > On 22 December 2010 16:13, Jacob <[email protected]> wrote: > > We do our own email marketing without any issues…and we market adult > material. > > > > Make sure is it opt in, keep your lists clean (limit the bounce backs and > remove bad email addresses), follow AOL/Yahoo guidelines for bulk mail and > keep your emails to nor more than once a week. > > > > *From:* Erik Goldoff [mailto:[email protected]] > *Sent:* Wednesday, December 22, 2010 7:12 AM > > > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* RE: Blacklist avoidance > > > > Probably better, and safer, to outsource your email marketing campaign so > it doesn’t come from your domain or subnet. > > > > *Erik Goldoff* > > *IT Consultant* > > *Systems, Networks, & Security * > > ' Security is an ongoing process, not a one time event ! ' > > *From:* [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] > *Sent:* Wednesday, December 22, 2010 10:10 AM > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* Blacklist avoidance > > > > My marketing department wants to start sending emails to customers that > have signed up for special notifications. I have advised them to keep their > lists to 99 and only one list per hour to keep us off any Blacklists. > > > > My question is how do I get set up with Comcast, AT&T, Sprint, etc to be > able to send loads of valid emails and not get automagically put on a > blacklist? > > Is there an SLA I can pay for with these types of companies or am I pissing > up the wrong rope? > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > > > > > -- > "On two occasions...I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr Babbage, if you put into > the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' 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