Dear Serendipitous

I recently used some of your Photon Grease as I reasoned that it might
improve my eyesight.  Unfortunately I disliked the taste.  Does it
come in peppermint?

Nauseous of Newcastle


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Quoting Shel Belinkoff <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:

> Dear Worried,
> 
> Buy a small can of my patented Photon Grease (TM).  It'll increase
> the flow
> of light through the lens, prevent premature aperture degeneration,
> lube
> all light sensitive internal parts to prevent corrosion, and
> effectively
> help maintain, and in some instances, even INCREASE, film or sensor
> speed. 
> The NEW! IMPROVED! Photon Grease Plus (In the blue tin with the
> yellow
> lightning bolt design) was formulated specifically for lens/camera
> setups
> where an adapter is used to allow mating of components from
> different
> manufacturers.
> 
> Serendipitous in Sussex
> 


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