On Thursday, October 20, 2005, at 04:40 PM, Cotty wrote:
'Evening, squire! Squire: (stiffly) Good evening. Man: Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Old man at airport customs counter: "Pornography??? Hell no, I ain't even got a pornograph!" Bob

