On Thursday, October 20, 2005, at 04:40  PM, Cotty wrote:

'Evening, squire!

Squire:
(stiffly)
Good evening.

Man:
Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean,
nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?


Old man at airport customs counter:

"Pornography???  Hell no, I ain't even got a pornograph!"

Bob

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