A good joke is funny no matter how old it is. :-) That's the 3rd time I've seen it this holiday season and it's cracked me up every time.
Dave On 1/2/07, Shel Belinkoff <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You must really live in the sticks. That joke is at least twenty years old > ... glad to see that you're recycling though .... > > Shel > > > > > [Original Message] > > From: Bob Shell > > > Christmas Cookie Recipe > > > > > > 1 cup of water > > 1 tsp baking soda > > 1 cup of sugar > > 1 tsp salt > > 1 cup of brown sugar > > lemon juice > > 4 large eggs > > 1 cup nuts > > 2 cups of dried fruit > > 1 bottle Crown Royal > > > > > > - Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. > > - Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of > > the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. > > - Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large > > fluffy bowl. > > - Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. > > - At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, > > try another cup.. just in case. > > - Turn off the mixer thingy. > > - Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. > > - Pick the frigging fruit off floor... > > - Mix on the turner. > > - If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose > > with a dewscriver. > > - Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. > > - Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet. > > - Check the Crown Royal. > > - Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. > > - Add one table. > > - Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find. > > - Greash the oven. > > - Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. > > - Don't forget to beat off the turner. > > - Finally, throw the bowl through the window. > > - Finish the bottle of Crown Royal. > > - Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. > > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net
