On 1/21/07, Rick Womer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > It's no accident that equipment failures occur when > the equipment is needed most. Most modern devices > incorporate a USD (User Stress Detector) chip. These > sophisticated devices use the day of the week, hour, > and secret biometric measurements (such as how hard > one hits the buttons) to detect the user's stress > level. They then randomly generate failures with a > frequency proportional to the cube of the user's > stress times the inverse square of the availability of > service. > > You could look it up! <bg> > These chips incorporate the same technology utilized in the "Super Sock Sucker", which is included (no extra charge!) with each and every clothes dryer ever made.
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