On 18/4/08, Cotty, discombobulated, unleashed: > >BTW, humour interlude - standard wise-ass comments with my standard retorts: > >Comment: Hey did you get any good shots? >Retort: I only ever get good shots. > >Comment: we're going to have to shoot quickly in this area... >Retort: oh, that's a shame because I only ever work at one speed: excellent > >Comment: hey make sure you get my best side!! >Retort: that'll be your backside then? > >[Reporter: Excuse me sir, we're from ITV and we're just asking people if - ] >Comment: get that camera out of my face I don't want to be filmed! >Retort: (loudly) Another one who doesn't want the free ten-thousand pounds! > >Comment: The sun is right in my eyes! >Retort: Well, if you keep them closed, you won't see the three million >people watching you... > >Comment: hey can I be on TV? >Retort: I believe there's a camera in every cell these days. > >Comment: you can't park here, move it now >Retort: excellent - by the time I've re-parked, I'll have made another >50 quid! > >Comment: You can't film here! >Retort: Hey, you're right - you're stood in the way!
Forgot one! Comment: [from ugly juvenile youth wearing hoody] Hey! Film me!!! Retort: Probably will, outside the magistrate's court next week. That kills me. -- Cheers, Cotty ___/\__ || (O) | People, Places, Pastiche ||=====| http://www.cottysnaps.com _____________________________ -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
