Bob W wrote:
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Not wanting to teach you to suck eggs - or anything else -
but you _do_ know how dangerous those things are, especially
at this time of the year? There is at least one recent
fatality due to someone not realising how agressive and
strong they are. They will (quite happily) break your legs
with one good charge and then continue to attack you if you
show the slightest sign of trying to get away. I have been
told that the only way to avoid serious injury is to
immediately lie down flat on the ground as they are usually
so overmuscled in the shoulders that they are unable to lower
their head enough to get at you. Never had to put that into
practice, yet.
It was a little nerve-wracking. We couldn't quite tell if he'd smelt my
manly pheromones and wanted to butt me, or had smelt my companion's womanly
pheromones and wanted to tup her. Perhaps one followed by the other. She
wisely decided that since I'm the one with the testosterone and the thick
skull I should be between her and Rimbaud, and we walked calmly out of the
field while gently telling him tales from Jane Austen novels to soothe his
nerves.
Obviously one of the literamti.
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