Bob W wrote: >> > http://www.web-options.com/B305667.jpg >> >> Not wanting to teach you to suck eggs - or anything else - >> but you _do_ know how dangerous those things are, especially >> at this time of the year? There is at least one recent >> fatality due to someone not realising how agressive and >> strong they are. They will (quite happily) break your legs >> with one good charge and then continue to attack you if you >> show the slightest sign of trying to get away. I have been >> told that the only way to avoid serious injury is to >> immediately lie down flat on the ground as they are usually >> so overmuscled in the shoulders that they are unable to lower >> their head enough to get at you. Never had to put that into >> practice, yet. > >It was a little nerve-wracking. We couldn't quite tell if he'd smelt my >manly pheromones and wanted to butt me, or had smelt my companion's womanly >pheromones and wanted to tup her. Perhaps one followed by the other. She >wisely decided that since I'm the one with the testosterone and the thick >skull I should be between her and Rimbaud, and we walked calmly out of the >field while gently telling him tales from Jane Austen novels to soothe his >nerves.
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