> This thread needs a photo:
> 
> http://lh5.ggpht.com/_i6tc3TCyOTA/SOQ8uI6o8iI/AAAAAAAABlQ/TpSL
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> 

That's one way to scratch your nuts, I suppose.

> I have a love/hate relationship with squirrels. They're so 
> damn cute...but the f...@%#ers pissed, shat and ate my patio 
> furniture. That's just wrong...
> 

How do you know that wasn't your neighbours?

> 
>  --M.
> 
> 
> PS: I saw an albino squirrel a few weeks ago: 
> http://tinyurl.com/ylm6wxg
> 

That's an Arctic Squirrel(Sciurus Lagopus). They're being driven south by
global warming. They follow herds of caribou because they provide the
warmest long-term storage space for the taiga nuts the squirrels crave. 

Of course, getting their nuts in and out of the storage space is a messy
business, and the moose don't like it, which is why the squirrels have
evolved their white fur - to sneak up on the unwary caribou from behind. The
downside is that the white fur provides ample of evidence to the caribou of
a hindmost infiltration, so whenever they see a dung-coloured squirrel the
whole herd chases it for revenge. 

Look closely at the front of any footage of stampeding caribou and you'll
see a skid-marked squirrel running like f_ck.

Cheers,
David AttenBob


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