I'll have to take your word for it. I'm not a musician, just a guitar
player.
On 9/24/2013 5:05 PM, Larry Colen wrote:
With all the music discussion lately, I just ran across this on that
timesuck website and suspect that a few people on this list would
appreciate it.
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we
don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth
between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is
out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not
sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse
me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not
convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender
notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out!
You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat
comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined
shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in,
this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes
off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C
sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought
to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor,
and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale
correctional facility.
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