And of course: What do you call someone who likes to hang around with musicians? A drummer.
On Sep 25, 2013, at 2:53 PM, John <[email protected]> wrote: > On 9/24/2013 11:08 PM, Mark Roberts wrote: >> John wrote: >> >>> I'll have to take your word for it. I'm not a musician, just a guitar >>> player. >> >> What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? A large >> pizza can feed a family of four. >> >> > > Q: How do you know if a drummer is at your front door? > A: The knock speeds up. > > Q: How do you get rid of the drummer at your front door? > A: Pay for the pizza. > > Q: What do you call a drummer who doesn't have a girl-friend? > A: Homeless. > > Q: In what way is the accordion superior to the banjo? > A: It burns longer & gives a brighter flame. > > Q: How do you shut up a guitar player? > A: Make him play from sheet music. > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow > the directions. -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
