Q: How do you know the stage is level at a blue grass festival?
A: The Banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
On 9/25/2013 2:53 PM, John wrote:
On 9/24/2013 11:08 PM, Mark Roberts wrote:
John wrote:
I'll have to take your word for it. I'm not a musician, just a guitar
player.
What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? A large
pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How do you know if a drummer is at your front door?
A: The knock speeds up.
Q: How do you get rid of the drummer at your front door?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: What do you call a drummer who doesn't have a girl-friend?
A: Homeless.
Q: In what way is the accordion superior to the banjo?
A: It burns longer & gives a brighter flame.
Q: How do you shut up a guitar player?
A: Make him play from sheet music.
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