it turns out that there is already a song about Sarah Palin, as sung by the left-folky comedy group, the Foremen:
My Conservative Girlfriend words and music by Roy Zimmerman (c) 1995 Watunes (BMI) (From "Folk Heroes" [Reprise]) & "The Best of the Foremen" She's a real Type A And she's over-insured Her favorite castaway Is Thurston Howell, the third She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise I can be her lover long as I downsize My conservative girlfriend Got a tiny little heart full of passion My conservative girlfriend Every Friday we go liberal bashin' She got the Supreme Court Tattooed on her rump Beside an autographed port- Trait of Donald Trump And from the day I checked her out from front to back I knew her private sector could take up the slack My conservative girlfriend Got a tiny little heart full of passion My conservative girlfriend Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin' (spoken) Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast. You're having the spotted owl omelet... Whites only. Come on, baby, Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire... (sung) She only deals in quality narcotics and guns Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans My conservative girlfriend Got a tiny little heart full of passion My conservative girlfriend Her white collar and her red neck are clashin' My conservative girlfriend Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin' My conservative girlfriend Every summer we go wilderness trashin' -- Jim Devine / "Nobody told me there'd be days like these / Strange days indeed -- most peculiar, mama." -- JL. _______________________________________________ pen-l mailing list [email protected] https://lists.csuchico.edu/mailman/listinfo/pen-l
