gag me with a polar bear! On Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 9:53 AM, Sandwichman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On 9/19/08, Jim Devine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> it turns out that there is already a song about Sarah Palin, as sung >> by the left-folky comedy group, the Foremen: > > No. No, no, no, no. NO! > > Frank Zappa: Valley Girl. Proof: Like "they don't flag, you know, the > molecules..." Like totally. > > Valley girl > Shes a valley girl > Valley girl > Shes a valley girl > Okay, fine... > Fer sure, fer sure > Shes a valley girl > In a clothing store > Okay, fine... > Fer sure, fer sure > Shes a > > Like, oh my god! (valley girl) > Like - totally (valley girl) > Encino is like so bitchen (valley girl) > Theres like the galleria (valley girl) > And like all these like really great shoe stores > I love going into like clothing stores and stuff > I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff > Its like so bitchen cuz like everybodys like > Super-super nice... > Its like so bitchen... > > On ventura, there she goes > She just bought some bitchen clothes > Tosses her head n flips her hair > She got a whole bunch of nothin in there > > Anyway, he goes are you into s and m? > I go, oh right... > Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy > Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me... > Im sure! no way! > He was like freaking me out... > He called me a beastie... > Thats cuz like he was totally blitzed > He goes like bag your face! > Im sure! > > Valley girl > Shes a valley girl > Valley girl > Shes a valley girl > Okay, fine... > Fer sure, fer sure > Shes a valley girl > So sweet n pure > Okay, fine... > Fer sure, fer sure > Shes a > Its really sad (valley girl) > Like my english teacher > Hes like... (valley girl) > Hes like mr. bu-fu (valley girl) > Were talking lord God king bu-fu (valley girl) > I am so sure > Hes like so gross > He like sits there and like plays with all his rings > And he like flirts with all the guys in the class > Its like totally disgusting > Im like so sure > Its like barf me out... > Gag me with a spoon! > > Last idea to cross her mind > Had something to do with where to find > A pair of jeans to fit her butt > And where to get her toenails cut > > So like I go into this like salon place, yknow > And I wanted like to get my toenails done > And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails > Are like so grody > It was like really embarrassing > Shes like oh my god, like bag those toenails > Im like sure... > She goes, uh, I dont know if I can handle this, yknow... > I was like really embarrassed... > > Valley girl > Shes a valley girl > Valley girl > Shes a valley girl > Okay, fine > Fer sure, fer sure > Shes a valley girl > And there is no cure > Okay, fine > Fer sure, fer sure > Shes a valley girl > And there is no cure > > Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl) > She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl) > Clean the cat box (valley girl) > I am sure > Thats like gross (valley girl) > Barf out! (valley girl) > Oh my God (valley girl) > > Hi! > Uh-huh... (valley girl) > My name? > My name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl) > Uh-huh > Thats right, ondrya (valley girl) > Uh-huh... > I know > Its like... (valley girl) > I do not talk funny... > Im sure (valley girl) > Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (valley girl) > I am a val, I know (valley girl) > But I live like in a really good part of encino so its okay > (valley girl) > Uh-huh... (valley girl) > So like, I dont know (valley girl) > Im like freaking out totally (valley girl) > Oh my god! (valley girl) > > Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (valley girl) > Im getting my braces off, yknow (valley girl) > But I have to wear a retainer > Thats going to be really like a total bummer > Im freaking out > Im sure > Its like those things that like stick in your mouth > Theyre so gross... > You like get saliva all over them > But like, I dont know, its going to be cool, yknow > So you can see my smile > Itll be like really cool > Except my like my teeth are like too small > But no biggie... > Its so awesome > Its like tubular, yknow > Well, Im not like really ugly or anything > Its just like > I dont know > You know me, Im like into like the clean stuff > Like pac-man and like, I dont know > Like my mother like makes me do the dishes > Its like so gross... > Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates > And its like, its like somebody elses food, yknow > Its like grody... > Grody to the max > Im sure > Its like really nauseating > Like barf out > Gag me with a spoon > Gross > I am sure > Totally.. > >> >> My Conservative Girlfriend >> words and music by Roy Zimmerman >> (c) 1995 Watunes (BMI) >> (From "Folk Heroes" [Reprise]) & "The Best of the Foremen" >> >> She's a real Type A >> And she's over-insured >> Her favorite castaway >> Is Thurston Howell, the third >> She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise >> I can be her lover long as I downsize >> >> My conservative girlfriend >> Got a tiny little heart full of passion >> My conservative girlfriend >> Every Friday we go liberal bashin' >> >> She got the Supreme Court >> Tattooed on her rump >> Beside an autographed port- >> Trait of Donald Trump >> And from the day I checked her out from front to back >> I knew her private sector could take up the slack >> >> My conservative girlfriend >> Got a tiny little heart full of passion >> My conservative girlfriend >> Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin' >> >> (spoken) >> Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast. >> You're having the spotted owl omelet... >> Whites only. >> Come on, baby, >> Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire... >> >> (sung) >> She only deals in quality narcotics and guns >> Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans >> >> My conservative girlfriend >> Got a tiny little heart full of passion >> My conservative girlfriend >> Her white collar and her red neck are clashin' >> My conservative girlfriend >> Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin' >> My conservative girlfriend >> Every summer we go wilderness trashin' >> >> >> -- >> Jim Devine / "Nobody told me there'd be days like these / Strange days >> indeed -- most peculiar, mama." -- JL. >> _______________________________________________ >> pen-l mailing list >> [email protected] >> https://lists.csuchico.edu/mailman/listinfo/pen-l >> > > > -- > Sandwichman > _______________________________________________ > pen-l mailing list > [email protected] > https://lists.csuchico.edu/mailman/listinfo/pen-l >
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