On Sep 19, 2008, at 9:29 AM, Jim Devine wrote:
it turns out that there is already a song about Sarah Palin, as sung
by the left-folky comedy group, the Foremen:
Good song, but it needs a refrain.
Here it is, with apologies to Elvis:
I don't give a damn if she broke out of the pound
You've gotta stop kickin' my pit bull bitch around
My Conservative Girlfriend
words and music by Roy Zimmerman
(c) 1995 Watunes (BMI)
(From "Folk Heroes" [Reprise]) & "The Best of the Foremen"
She's a real Type A
And she's over-insured
Her favorite castaway
Is Thurston Howell, the third
She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise
I can be her lover long as I downsize
My conservative girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
My conservative girlfriend
Every Friday we go liberal bashin'
She got the Supreme Court
Tattooed on her rump
Beside an autographed port-
Trait of Donald Trump
And from the day I checked her out from front to back
I knew her private sector could take up the slack
My conservative girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
My conservative girlfriend
Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'
(spoken)
Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
You're having the spotted owl omelet...
Whites only.
Come on, baby,
Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...
(sung)
She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans
My conservative girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
My conservative girlfriend
Her white collar and her red neck are clashin'
My conservative girlfriend
Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin'
My conservative girlfriend
Every summer we go wilderness trashin'
--
Jim Devine / "Nobody told me there'd be days like these / Strange days
indeed -- most peculiar, mama." -- JL.
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"Thunderbolt steers all things...it consents and does not consent to
be called Zeus."
Herakleitos of Ephesos
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