speaking of Palin, here's something from SLATE's news summary:
>Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel, who has never been shy about breaking with his 
>party, became the most prominent Republican lawmaker to question whether Palin 
>is ready to be president due to her lack of foreign-policy experience. "I 
>think they ought to be just honest about it and stop the nonsense about, 'I 
>look out my window and I see Russia and so therefore I know something about 
>Russia,' " Hagel said. "That kind of thing is insulting to the American 
>people."<

On Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 1:06 PM, Shane Mage <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> On Sep 19, 2008, at 9:29 AM, Jim Devine wrote:
>
>> it turns out that there is already a song about Sarah Palin, as sung
>> by the left-folky comedy group, the Foremen:
>>
> Good song, but it needs a refrain.
> Here it is, with apologies to Elvis:
>
> I don't give a damn if she broke out of the pound
> You've gotta stop kickin' my pit bull bitch around
>
>
>> My Conservative Girlfriend
>> words and music by Roy Zimmerman
>> (c) 1995 Watunes (BMI)
>> (From "Folk Heroes" [Reprise]) & "The Best of the Foremen"
>>
>> She's a real Type A
>> And she's over-insured
>> Her favorite castaway
>> Is Thurston Howell, the third
>> She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise
>> I can be her lover long as I downsize
>>
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Got a tiny little heart full of passion
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Every Friday we go liberal bashin'
>>
>> She got the Supreme Court
>> Tattooed on her rump
>> Beside an autographed port-
>> Trait of Donald Trump
>> And from the day I checked her out from front to back
>> I knew her private sector could take up the slack
>>
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Got a tiny little heart full of passion
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'
>>
>> (spoken)
>> Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
>> You're having the spotted owl omelet...
>> Whites only.
>> Come on, baby,
>> Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...
>>
>> (sung)
>> She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
>> Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans
>>
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Got a tiny little heart full of passion
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Her white collar and her red neck are clashin'
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin'
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Every summer we go wilderness trashin'
>>
>> -- Jim Devine / "Nobody told me there'd be days like these / Strange days
>> indeed -- most peculiar, mama." -- JL.
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> Shane Mage
>
> "Thunderbolt steers all things...it consents and does not consent to be
> called Zeus."
>
> Herakleitos of Ephesos
>
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