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Day and night, that's all he'll do is bang me in my ass. When I got married, my asshole was the size of a dime...now, it's the size of a silver dollar." Her mother says, "So for ninety cents you're going to make trouble?" ©¿©--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------©¿© Lawyers for Paint... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.177 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.177 The Long lost son. <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.181 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.181 ©¿©-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------©¿© An elderly grandmother has been jailed after admitting running a pickpocket ring in Florida. Ernestine Williams, who's 65, ordered her 80 recruits to target elderly shoppers and even joined them on jobs. Some of her 'troops' were arrested, but she escaped suspicion because she uses a wheelchair. The pensioner was finally caught by detectives investigating a string of cases across the state. Judge Kenneth Marra rejected pleas she was too frail to go to prison and sentenced her to four years. He said: "She should not be the only one who escapes a prison sentence because of her health or age." The Palm Beach Post reports Williams is a mother of 12 from Boynton Beach, Florida. She had pleaded guilty to five charges, including racketeering. Palm Beach Court heard Williams recruited new pickpockets as they left drug rehabilitation clinics. Prosecutor, Ann Marie Smith, said Williams used her alleged disability and wheelchair to hide from the authorities. Tom McLaughlin, from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, said: "She's an evil person, no doubt about it. She doesn't care about her family. She doesn't care about anything." Defence lawyer, Sue Foreman, said Williams has arthritis and must undergo dialysis three times a week. She told the court: "To put Ernestine inside prison for any period of time would be a death sentence." Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists</a> ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there." 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If you think it's butter but it's not, throw it away! We have 911 to call in case of an emergency. I believe we should have 711, just in case we're feeling down and need someone to talk to. Perhaps 711 can offer information so we won't ever need to use 911. It would be a nice gesture if 711 offered home service. They could come and hold your hand and keep you from having a twit-fit or provoking a terrorist attack. It would obviously depend on each person and each specific problem. Have I mentioned I have a thirteen year-old daughter? The only reason I bring this up is because, after another year of careful reasoning, I've come to the conclusion that a lobotomy is in order, though I'm not sure if it should be for my daughter or for myself. My energy sources are so drained that if I were to stick my finger in an electrical outlet, it would just make me normal again. I had plans on being a 'cool' mom. I now hope she never sees me naked because I do not want to see the look of youthful disgust in her eyes. Also, If she thinks I'm going to continue to make her bed for her, she's got another think coming. I'm so easy to get along with but I'm about to pull an all out and out twit-fit that will place all rebellious teenagers in the fetal position again. Other annoyances include moments when my sciatic nerve goes out. Oh, some call it the sciatic nerve. I call it my psychotic nerve. Same thing. When it goes, I go and pretty soon the whole family is gone. Which brings me to wonder, if I am made in the image of God does that mean God is frazzled at times? Probably not. I bet God never had a kink in his hip or felt the need to take a Xanax to ward off an anxiety attack. But I suppose the Creator needs to keep it together in order to keep up with all of us. Can you imagine having over six billion kids to be responsible for? I only have one and I'm in dire need of 711 now. 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