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>
>Lewinsky Virus:
>Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone 
>about what it did.
>
>Ronald Reagan Virus:
>Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
>
>Mike Tyson Virus:
>Quits after two bytes.
>
>Oprah Winfrey Virus:
>Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly 
>expands to 200 MB.
>
>Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus:
>Deletes all old files.
>
>Ellen Degeneres Virus:
>Disks can no longer be inserted
> 
>Titanic Virus (A Strain Of The Lewinsky Virus): 
>Your whole computer goes down.
>
>Disney Virus:
>Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
>
>Prozac Virus:
>Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. 
>
>Joey Buttafuoco Virus:
>Only attacks minor files.
>
>Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus:
>Terminates some of ze files, leaves, but it vill be baaack.
>
>Lorena Bobbit Virus:
>Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards 
>it through Windows.
>
>Viagra Virus:
>Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
>
>Clinton Virus:
>Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.
>
>FHC Virus
>It continuously corrodes your system and does not stop.
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