--------------------------------------------------------------------- >***************** SpeedyClick ***************** > >Lewinsky Virus: >Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone >about what it did. > >Ronald Reagan Virus: >Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. > >Mike Tyson Virus: >Quits after two bytes. > >Oprah Winfrey Virus: >Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly >expands to 200 MB. > >Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus: >Deletes all old files. > >Ellen Degeneres Virus: >Disks can no longer be inserted > >Titanic Virus (A Strain Of The Lewinsky Virus): >Your whole computer goes down. > >Disney Virus: >Everything in your computer goes Goofy. > >Prozac Virus: >Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. > >Joey Buttafuoco Virus: >Only attacks minor files. > >Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: >Terminates some of ze files, leaves, but it vill be baaack. > >Lorena Bobbit Virus: >Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards >it through Windows. > >Viagra Virus: >Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. > >Clinton Virus: >Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory. > >FHC Virus >It continuously corrodes your system and does not stop. >****************************************************** > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- Redirecionamento de dom�nio? Visite http://www.dominiosbrasil.net e conhe�a a mais recente novidade da Internet Brasileira. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
