Bob Calco wrote: >> So Lucifer, man, ...... this god of yours is a lousy creator. He fails >> miserably every time he tries" >> > > Ha! You have no appreciation for His sense of irony. If you ever get it, you > might even admire His rules. > But I do! That's why I'd never go to church, knee and adore him. He'd roll on the floor laughing and shouting "Gotcha!".
> >>> OK, perhaps I overstate my view of your level of sincerity. I >>> >> apologize for >> >>> that. >>> >>> >> I HATE it when you are christian to me! ;c) >> > > I sincerely hope one day you meet Jesus, and have a chance to give Him your > earful about God's lousy creative efforts to date. Since we've agreed he's > omnipresent, obviously, the rendezvous time and place is up to you. As long > as it's not Hell, and I don't recommend you ask Him to meet you there... ;) > Naaahh! I'd have to use a handkerchief with a heavy perfume to my nose (unless after 2000 yrs there is no more rot in your bones?). And he wouldn't be able to talk as his tongue would be long rotten. But if YOU want to meet him, I'd advise you to get out of USA. He'd never be able to make it to you, he'd be stopped as a terrorist in any airport and interned in that lovely place..... Guan something. > He'll probably just smile, sip a glass of wine with you over your > recommendations for a better creation story, listening attentively to your > rationale, and before you know it you'll be walking on water, pulling in a > net full of fish onto your new boat, feeding the poor, and casting demons > out of people, without so much as a thought for your old curmudgeon self. > As I said Bob, you should move into writing fiction. --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- multipart/alternative text/plain (text body -- kept) text/html --- _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
