You could actually substitute OBAMA for OSAMA and it's just as funny. --- On Mon, 5/2/11, Adam Buckland <[email protected]> wrote:
> From: Adam Buckland <[email protected]> > Subject: RE: [OT] 72 Virgin time > To: "ProFox Email List" <[email protected]> > Date: Monday, May 2, 2011, 4:30 AM > > After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way > to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George > Washington. > "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" says > Washington, slapping Osama in the face. > Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the > Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches > Osama on the nose. > James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I > allowed the Federal government to provide for the common > defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. > Osama is subject to similar beatings from James Monroe, and > 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and > America. > As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up > to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. > As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot > destination, he screams - "this is not what I was > promised!" > > An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians > waiting for you... > What the hell did you think I said? > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] > on behalf of Geoff > Sent: Mon 5/2/2011 8:21 AM > To: 'ProFox Email List' > Subject: RE: [OT] 72 Virgin time > > Yeah Trump is going to end up looking like a bozo. Obama > has 'trumped' him > pretty decidedly now! > > Geoff Flight > Managing Director > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] > [mailto:[email protected]] > On Behalf > Of Adam Buckland > Sent: Monday, 2 May 2011 4:47 PM > To: ProFox Email List > Subject: RE: [OT] 72 Virgin time > > Apparently Donald Trump and Orly Taitz won't believe it > until they see the > long form death certificate. > > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] > on behalf of Pete Theisen > Sent: Mon 5/2/2011 7:32 AM > To: ProFox Email List > Subject: [OT] 72 Virgin time > > Hi Everybody, > > http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/osama-bin-laden-dead-killed-by-us-in-pak-s > hot-in-the-head-102741 > > "Washington: Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of the > most devastating > attack on American soil in modern times and the most hunted > man in the > world, was killed in a firefight with United States forces > in Pakistan > on Sunday, President Obama announced." > -- > Regards, > > Pete > http://pete-theisen.com/ > http://elect-pete-theisen.com/ > > [excessive quoting removed by server] > > _______________________________________________ > Post Messages to: [email protected] > Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox > OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech > Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox > This message: > http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] > ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are > the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or > medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for > those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious. > _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
