How To Choose a Bride,
Singaporean Style
(Refreshing sejenak)
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the
slightest indication of getting married.
So one day she called him over to her house.
The son came home from work, grudgingly.. Upon arriving, he found that his
mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as
his future bride.
The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist ..
He immediately commented that:
"Aiyaa... mother, they always say "....
PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON.......'
The second nominee was a leggy secretary.
She was also rejected.
Reason being:
"Aiyaa... mother, this one aaa..., secretary always found of saying 'PLEASE
SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN....'"
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration.
She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher.
The son suddenly agreed!!
The mother was surprised and asked:
"Why this one?
The earlier two were a lot more better looking!"
He replied:
"Teachers aaa.... teachers very good, very good, always say: 'PLEASE REPEAT, DO
IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!'"
His youngest brother (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at
the other end of the room.
Suddenly, he shouted brother....
"Female mini bus conductor much better laa.... they always say...'NAIK CEPAT,
NAIK CEPAT...MASUK, MASUK.... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI... DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK
BELAKANG.... BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!'
Suddenly the mother fainted....
.. •°°°•.¸¸. HUąąaa ~
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(( •°°°•.¸¸. Hąą ~
«<,'\/ •°°°•.¸¸.Hąą ~
°•.¸¸¸. Hąąaa.
Charles Asiku
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