.. .. selain "berbudi luhur dan mulia" .. .. penghina poltek itb .. .. anjing item ini juga cebol .. .. eh, cabul .. :-) .. .. ..
On Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 3:51 AM, item abu <[email protected]> wrote: > ** > > > Kalo cewek yg ga punya suami bisa pake ketimun atau pisang, gimana dgn > cowok yg ga punya bini atau budak? Ternyata auloh udah ngasih solusinya, > menunjukkan auloh itu betul2 maha tahu akan kebutuhan sex orang Islam lagi > maha pengasih shg auloh nyediakan barang2 layak pakai unt orang2 Islam tsb. > > Islam itu emang agama yg benar, benar2 sinting dan konyol, lagi bejad dan > biadab. > > http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php > > Third example of Sunni morality - Sunni 'Ulama have ruled on the > Permissibility of Having Sex with Watermelons > That was not a typographical error. Ibn Qayyim continues this discussion, > which exemplifies the morals espoused by Sunni Islam: > > "If a man makes a hole in a watermelon, or a piece of dough, or a > leather skin, or a statue, and has sex with it, then this is the same as > what we have said about other types of masturbation [i.e., that it is > halaal in the same circumstances given before, such as being on a > journey]. In fact, it is easier than masturbating with one's hand". > > > >________________________________ > > From: item abu <[email protected]> > >To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> > >Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:48 AM > >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > > > > > > > > >Ga heran kalo ada ulama yg bikin fatwa bhw cewek ga boleh megang pisang > atau ketimun, soalnya pisang atau ketimun itu bisa dipake unt cewek2 yg > lagi horny dan ga ada suami, kayak si Aisha yg dipaksa ngejanda dr umur 18 > thn sampe mati. > > > >Terbuktilah Islam itu agama yg benar unt orang2 gila sex, hehehe... > > > >http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php > > > >Second example of Sunni morality Sunni 'Ulama Legitimised the Use of a > Dildoe (female sex toys) > >After this ingenious fatwa, Ibn Qayyim then goes on to make permissible > >the use of a dildoe by women. It is only logical; when the husbands > >leave to go masturbate and spread Islam by the sword, they need > >something to do with themselves. On the same page as quoted above, Ibn > >Qayyim writes: > > > >"If a woman does not have a husband, and her lust becomes strong, > >then some of our scholars say: It is permissible for the woman to take > >an akranbij, which is a piece of leather worked until it becomes shaped > >like a penis, and insert it in herself. She may also use a cucumber". > > > >>________________________________ > >> From: item abu <[email protected]> > >>To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> > >>Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:40 AM > >>Subject: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > >> > >> > >> > >>Ternyata ga cuma orang Islam aja yg gila sex shg cewek hrs dikarungin > spy orang Islam ga merkosa begitu liat cewek, cewek Islam jg dianggap gila > sex shg ga boleh megang atau ngeliat pisang atau ketimun spy ga horny. > >> > >>Ga heran si arra_s ga keberatan berada di bawah kontrol laki2 spy ada yg > ngekang gila sex cewek spt yg disiratkan oleh si ulama tsb. > >> > >>Terbuktilah kebenaran Islam yg berasal dr auloh itu, hehehe... > >> > >> > http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=35786:sexual-resemblance-islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers&Itemid=4 > >> > >>Monday, 02 July 2012 13:51 > >>SEXUAL RESEMBLANCE! Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, > cucumbers > >> > >>*A lot of confusion surrounds this article and its sourcing. We have an > editorial here. > >> > >>CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should > >>not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any sexual > >>thoughts. > >> > >>The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Sawsana > >>news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a > >>third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or > husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve. > >> > >>He said that these fruits and vegetables resemble the male penis > >>and hence could arouse women or make them think of sex. Bikyamasr.com > >>cannot independently verify the accuracy of the news item at time of > >>writing. > >> > >>He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for > women. > >> > >>The sheikh was asked how to control women when they are out > >>shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be > bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them > >>and God. > >> > >>Answering another question about what to do if women in the family > >>like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food > >>and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it. > >> > >>The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement among Muslims > online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric. > >> > >>One reader said that these religious leaders give Islam a bad > >>name and another commented said that he is a retarded person and he > >>must quite his post immediately. > >> > >>Others called him a seeker of fame, but no official responses from > >>renowned Islamic scholars have been published on the statements. > >> > >>** Correction: The source originally cited in the story was written > >>in error. A spelling mistake has corrected and a link has been added for > those who would like to view the original Arabic article. > >>-BM > >> > >>[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > >[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! 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