Hehehe... si Aisha berantem dgn si Ali sampe ribuan orang Islam mampus, padahal cewek itu kan hrs tunduk ke cowok kata auloh.
Hadis yg nyuruh cewek nyusuin cowok berjenggot itu jg berasal dr Aisha. Ibn Abu Mulaika reported that al-Qasim b. Muhammad b. Abu Bakr had narrated to him that 'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Sahla bint Suhail b. 'Amr came to Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) and said: Messenger of Allah, Salim (the freed slave of Abu Hudhaifa) is living with us in our house, and he has attained (puberty) as men attain it and has acquired knowledge (of the sex problems) as men acquire, whereupon he said: Suckle him so that he may become unlawful (in regard to marriage) for you He (Ibn Abu Mulaika) said: I refrained from (narrating this hadith) for a year or so on account of fear. I then met al-Qasim and said to him: You narrated to me a hadith which I did not narrate (to anyone) afterwards. He said: What is that? I informed him, whereupon he said: Narrate it on my authority that 'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) had narrated that to me. Hadis lain bilang Aisha nyuruh adik ceweknya unt nyusuin cowok spy si cowok jadi muhrim Aisha, buat apa tuh kira2? >________________________________ > From: safin _blanc <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] >Sent: Wednesday, July 4, 2012 9:43 AM >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > >.. >.. dia perempuan yg menjunjung tinggi kehormatan dirinya .. >.. >.. >.. >On Wed, Jul 4, 2012 at 6:28 AM, item abu <[email protected]> wrote: > >> ** >> >> >> Jadi nurut lu, si Aisha setelah ngejanda masih suka dientotin? >> >> >> >________________________________ >> > From: safin _blanc <[email protected]> >> >To: [email protected] >> >Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 6:06 PM >> >> >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun >> > >> >.. >> >.. pig, inilah tulisan anjing yg "berbudi luhur dan mulia" .. >> >.. >> >.. >> > >> >On Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 1:10 PM, item abu <[email protected]> wrote: >> > >> >> ** >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Apa yg dilakukan Aisha setelah menjanda dr umur 18 thn sampe mati? Ga >> >> pernah dientotin lagi krn dilarang oleh nabi aka auloh unt kawin lagi. >> Kalo >> >> ga boleh dientotin, kan masih bisa beli ketimun atau pisang. >> >> >> >> >________________________________ >> >> > From: safin _blanc <[email protected]> >> >> >To: [email protected] >> >> >Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 10:12 AM >> >> >> >> >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun >> >> > >> >> >.. >> >> >.. selain "berbudi luhur dan mulia" .. >> >> >.. penghina poltek itb .. >> >> >.. anjing item ini juga cebol .. >> >> >.. eh, cabul .. :-) .. >> >> >.. >> >> >.. >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >On Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 3:51 AM, item abu <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> ** >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Kalo cewek yg ga punya suami bisa pake ketimun atau pisang, gimana >> dgn >> >> >> cowok yg ga punya bini atau budak? Ternyata auloh udah ngasih >> solusinya, >> >> >> menunjukkan auloh itu betul2 maha tahu akan kebutuhan sex orang Islam >> >> lagi >> >> >> maha pengasih shg auloh nyediakan barang2 layak pakai unt orang2 >> Islam >> >> tsb. >> >> >> >> >> >> Islam itu emang agama yg benar, benar2 sinting dan konyol, lagi bejad >> >> dan >> >> >> biadab. >> >> >> >> >> >> http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php >> >> >> >> >> >> Third example of Sunni morality - Sunni 'Ulama have ruled on the >> >> >> Permissibility of Having Sex with Watermelons >> >> >> That was not a typographical error. Ibn Qayyim continues this >> >> discussion, >> >> >> which exemplifies the morals espoused by Sunni Islam: >> >> >> >> >> >> "If a man makes a hole in a watermelon, or a piece of dough, or a >> >> >> leather skin, or a statue, and has sex with it, then this is the >> same as >> >> >> what we have said about other types of masturbation [i.e., that it is >> >> >> halaal in the same circumstances given before, such as being on a >> >> >> journey]. In fact, it is easier than masturbating with one's hand". >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >________________________________ >> >> >> > From: item abu <[email protected]> >> >> >> >To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> >> >> >> >Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:48 AM >> >> >> >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Ga heran kalo ada ulama yg bikin fatwa bhw cewek ga boleh megang >> pisang >> >> >> atau ketimun, soalnya pisang atau ketimun itu bisa dipake unt cewek2 >> yg >> >> >> lagi horny dan ga ada suami, kayak si Aisha yg dipaksa ngejanda dr >> umur >> >> 18 >> >> >> thn sampe mati. >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Terbuktilah Islam itu agama yg benar unt orang2 gila sex, hehehe... >> >> >> > >> >> >> >http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Second example of Sunni morality Sunni 'Ulama Legitimised the Use >> of a >> >> >> Dildoe (female sex toys) >> >> >> >After this ingenious fatwa, Ibn Qayyim then goes on to make >> permissible >> >> >> >the use of a dildoe by women. It is only logical; when the husbands >> >> >> >leave to go masturbate and spread Islam by the sword, they need >> >> >> >something to do with themselves. On the same page as quoted above, >> Ibn >> >> >> >Qayyim writes: >> >> >> > >> >> >> >"If a woman does not have a husband, and her lust becomes strong, >> >> >> >then some of our scholars say: It is permissible for the woman to >> take >> >> >> >an akranbij, which is a piece of leather worked until it becomes >> shaped >> >> >> >like a penis, and insert it in herself. She may also use a >> cucumber". >> >> >> > >> >> >> >>________________________________ >> >> >> >> From: item abu <[email protected]> >> >> >> >>To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> >> >> >> >>Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:40 AM >> >> >> >>Subject: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Ternyata ga cuma orang Islam aja yg gila sex shg cewek hrs >> dikarungin >> >> >> spy orang Islam ga merkosa begitu liat cewek, cewek Islam jg dianggap >> >> gila >> >> >> sex shg ga boleh megang atau ngeliat pisang atau ketimun spy ga >> horny. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Ga heran si arra_s ga keberatan berada di bawah kontrol laki2 spy >> ada >> >> yg >> >> >> ngekang gila sex cewek spt yg disiratkan oleh si ulama tsb. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Terbuktilah kebenaran Islam yg berasal dr auloh itu, hehehe... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=35786:sexual-resemblance-islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers&Itemid=4 >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Monday, 02 July 2012 13:51 >> >> >> >>SEXUAL RESEMBLANCE! Islamic cleric bans women from touching >> bananas, >> >> >> cucumbers >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>*A lot of confusion surrounds this article and its sourcing. We >> have >> >> an >> >> >> editorial here. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should >> >> >> >>not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual >> >> >> >>thoughts.” >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Sawsana >> >> >> >>news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food >> items, a >> >> >> >>third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a >> father >> >> or >> >> >> husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” >> >> >> >>and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.” >> >> Bikyamasr.com >> >> >> >>cannot independently verify the accuracy of the news item at time >> of >> >> >> >>writing. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods >> for >> >> >> women. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The sheikh was asked how to “control” women when they are out >> >> >> >>shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market >> would >> >> be >> >> >> bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them >> >> >> >>and God. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Answering another question about what to do if women in the family >> >> >> >>like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the >> food >> >> >> >>and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement among >> >> Muslims >> >> >> online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>One reader said that these religious “leaders” give Islam “a bad >> >> >> >>name” and another commented said that he is a “retarded” person >> and he >> >> >> >>must quite his post immediately. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Others called him a seeker of fame, but no official responses from >> >> >> >>renowned Islamic scholars have been published on the statements. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>** Correction: The source originally cited in the story was written >> >> >> >>in error. 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