.. .. pig, inilah tulisan anjing yg "berbudi luhur dan mulia" .. .. ..
On Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 1:10 PM, item abu <[email protected]> wrote: > ** > > > Apa yg dilakukan Aisha setelah menjanda dr umur 18 thn sampe mati? Ga > pernah dientotin lagi krn dilarang oleh nabi aka auloh unt kawin lagi. Kalo > ga boleh dientotin, kan masih bisa beli ketimun atau pisang. > > >________________________________ > > From: safin _blanc <[email protected]> > >To: [email protected] > >Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 10:12 AM > > >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > > > >.. > >.. selain "berbudi luhur dan mulia" .. > >.. penghina poltek itb .. > >.. anjing item ini juga cebol .. > >.. eh, cabul .. :-) .. > >.. > >.. > > > > > > > >On Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 3:51 AM, item abu <[email protected]> wrote: > > > >> ** > > >> > >> > >> Kalo cewek yg ga punya suami bisa pake ketimun atau pisang, gimana dgn > >> cowok yg ga punya bini atau budak? Ternyata auloh udah ngasih solusinya, > >> menunjukkan auloh itu betul2 maha tahu akan kebutuhan sex orang Islam > lagi > >> maha pengasih shg auloh nyediakan barang2 layak pakai unt orang2 Islam > tsb. > >> > >> Islam itu emang agama yg benar, benar2 sinting dan konyol, lagi bejad > dan > >> biadab. > >> > >> http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php > >> > >> Third example of Sunni morality - Sunni 'Ulama have ruled on the > >> Permissibility of Having Sex with Watermelons > >> That was not a typographical error. Ibn Qayyim continues this > discussion, > >> which exemplifies the morals espoused by Sunni Islam: > >> > >> "If a man makes a hole in a watermelon, or a piece of dough, or a > >> leather skin, or a statue, and has sex with it, then this is the same as > >> what we have said about other types of masturbation [i.e., that it is > >> halaal in the same circumstances given before, such as being on a > >> journey]. In fact, it is easier than masturbating with one's hand". > >> > >> > >> >________________________________ > >> > From: item abu <[email protected]> > >> >To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> > >> >Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:48 AM > >> >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > >> > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> >Ga heran kalo ada ulama yg bikin fatwa bhw cewek ga boleh megang pisang > >> atau ketimun, soalnya pisang atau ketimun itu bisa dipake unt cewek2 yg > >> lagi horny dan ga ada suami, kayak si Aisha yg dipaksa ngejanda dr umur > 18 > >> thn sampe mati. > >> > > >> >Terbuktilah Islam itu agama yg benar unt orang2 gila sex, hehehe... > >> > > >> >http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php > >> > > >> >Second example of Sunni morality Sunni 'Ulama Legitimised the Use of a > >> Dildoe (female sex toys) > >> >After this ingenious fatwa, Ibn Qayyim then goes on to make permissible > >> >the use of a dildoe by women. It is only logical; when the husbands > >> >leave to go masturbate and spread Islam by the sword, they need > >> >something to do with themselves. On the same page as quoted above, Ibn > >> >Qayyim writes: > >> > > >> >"If a woman does not have a husband, and her lust becomes strong, > >> >then some of our scholars say: It is permissible for the woman to take > >> >an akranbij, which is a piece of leather worked until it becomes shaped > >> >like a penis, and insert it in herself. She may also use a cucumber". > >> > > >> >>________________________________ > >> >> From: item abu <[email protected]> > >> >>To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> > >> >>Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:40 AM > >> >>Subject: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >>Ternyata ga cuma orang Islam aja yg gila sex shg cewek hrs dikarungin > >> spy orang Islam ga merkosa begitu liat cewek, cewek Islam jg dianggap > gila > >> sex shg ga boleh megang atau ngeliat pisang atau ketimun spy ga horny. > >> >> > >> >>Ga heran si arra_s ga keberatan berada di bawah kontrol laki2 spy ada > yg > >> ngekang gila sex cewek spt yg disiratkan oleh si ulama tsb. > >> >> > >> >>Terbuktilah kebenaran Islam yg berasal dr auloh itu, hehehe... > >> >> > >> >> > >> > http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=35786:sexual-resemblance-islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers&Itemid=4 > >> >> > >> >>Monday, 02 July 2012 13:51 > >> >>SEXUAL RESEMBLANCE! Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, > >> cucumbers > >> >> > >> >>*A lot of confusion surrounds this article and its sourcing. We have > an > >> editorial here. > >> >> > >> >>CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should > >> >>not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any sexual > >> >>thoughts. > >> >> > >> >>The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Sawsana > >> >>news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a > >> >>third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father > or > >> husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve. > >> >> > >> >>He said that these fruits and vegetables resemble the male penis > >> >>and hence could arouse women or make them think of sex. > Bikyamasr.com > >> >>cannot independently verify the accuracy of the news item at time of > >> >>writing. > >> >> > >> >>He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for > >> women. > >> >> > >> >>The sheikh was asked how to control women when they are out > >> >>shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would > be > >> bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them > >> >>and God. > >> >> > >> >>Answering another question about what to do if women in the family > >> >>like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food > >> >>and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it. > >> >> > >> >>The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement among > Muslims > >> online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric. > >> >> > >> >>One reader said that these religious leaders give Islam a bad > >> >>name and another commented said that he is a retarded person and he > >> >>must quite his post immediately. > >> >> > >> >>Others called him a seeker of fame, but no official responses from > >> >>renowned Islamic scholars have been published on the statements. > >> >> > >> >>** Correction: The source originally cited in the story was written > >> >>in error. A spelling mistake has corrected and a link has been added > for > >> those who would like to view the original Arabic article. > >> >>-BM > >> >> > >> >>[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> > > >> >[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > >> > >> > >> > > > > > >[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > >------------------------------------ > > > > >Post message: [email protected] > >Subscribe : [email protected] > >Unsubscribe : [email protected] > >List owner : [email protected] > >Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
