>Ginsberg's theorems
 .> 1.. You can't win. 
  >2.. You can't break even. 
  >3.. You can't even quit the game. 

I first heard these in engineering school as a summary
 of the basic laws of thermodynamics.

>Forsyth's second corollary to Murphy's laws
>Just when you see the light at the end of the tunnel, the roof caves in. 

Alternate version: The light at the end of the tunnel is probably an
oncoming train.

Bob



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