>Ginsberg's theorems .> 1.. You can't win. >2.. You can't break even. >3.. You can't even quit the game.
I first heard these in engineering school as a summary of the basic laws of thermodynamics. >Forsyth's second corollary to Murphy's laws >Just when you see the light at the end of the tunnel, the roof caves in. Alternate version: The light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train. Bob * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * To post a message: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] * * To leave this list visit: * http://www.techservinc.com/protelusers/leave.html * * Contact the list manager: * mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] * * Forum Guidelines Rules: * http://www.techservinc.com/protelusers/forumrules.html * * Browse or Search previous postings: * http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
