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ӿ�-------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------ӿ�
Lets start with a quickie:
How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to hold my penis, , ,
, , , I mean the ladder.
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ӿ�--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------ӿ�
[Anni finally wins one! ;) ]
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. Anni
arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice.
Anni said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES!
I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then
picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of
them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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ӿ�----------------------TODAY IN HISTORY-----------------------ӿ�
If today is your birthday...you share it with:
1950 Caroline Munro Windsor England, actress (Spy Who Loves Me)
1950 Debbie Allen Houston TX, dancer/actress (3 Girls 3, Lydia-Fame)
1950 Jesse Dizon Oceanside CA
1951 Richard Thompson rocker (BT Express-Here Comes the Express)
1952 Lloyd Blaine Hammond Jr Savannah GA, Major USAF/astronaut (STS 39, 64)
1952 Roberta Baskin NY, correspondent (48 Hours)
1955 Jerry M Linenger Mt Clemens MI, PhD/Commander USN/astronaut (STS 81/84)
1956 Wayne Daniel cricketer (West Indies fast bowler 1976-84)
1958 Anatoli Boukreev mountaineer
1959 Sad� [Helen Folsade Ady] Ibadan Nigeria, rocker (Smooth Operator,
Sweetest Taboo; Grammy 1986-Best new singer)
1962 Jan Koster Dutch drummer (Sleeze Beez-Powertool)
1962 Kevin Ross NFL safety (Atlanta Falcons, Kansas City Chiefs)
1962 Paul Webb rocker (TalkTalk)
1964 Gail Graham Vanderhoof BC, LPGA golfer (1995 Fieldcrest Cannon)
1964 Mark Collins NFL cornerback/safety (New York Giants, Kansas City
Chiefs, Green Bay Packers)
1964 Trevor Barsby cricketer (Queensland opening batsman since 1984-85)
1966 Anthony Washington Glasgow Montana, discus thrower (Olympics-4th-96)
1966 Jack McDowell Van Nuys CA, pitcher (New York Yankees, White Sox, Indians)
1967 Jeff Branson Waynesboro MI, infielder (Cincinnati Reds)
1967 Maxine Waters Jones rocker (En Vogue)
1968 David Chokachi actor (Baywatch)
1969 Chelan Kozak Revelstoke BC, equestrian (Olympics-96)
1969 Roy Jones Pensacola FL, Light-middleweight boxer (Olympics-silver-1988)
.....and on this day in history:
1950 Belgium, Luxembourg & Netherlands recognize Israel
1951 World's largest gas pipeline opens (Brownsville TX, to 134th St, New
York City NY)
1951 Viet Minh offensive against Hanoi
1952 New Dutch bible translation finished
1952 US Standard Board clears Stan Musial to get an $85,000 salary
1953 27th Australian Womens Tennis Maureen Connolly beat J Sampson (63 62)
1953 41st Australian Mens Tennis Ken Rosewall beats Mervyn Rose (60 63 64)
1953 Egyptian Premier General Naguib disbands all political parties
1953 KXLY TV channel 4 in Spokane WA (ABC/CBS) begins broadcasting
1954 "South Pacific" closes at Majestic Theater New York City NY after 1928
performances
1955 Jackie Pung wins LPGA Sea Island Golf Open
1955 NFL Pro Bowl West beats East 26-19
1956 Egyptian President Nassar pledges to reconquer Palestine
1957 3 B-52s leave California for 1st non-stop round the world flights
1957 Cavern Club (home of Beatles' 1st appearance) opens on Mathew Street
in England
1958 William Gibson's "Two for the Seesaw" premieres in New York City NY
1961 "Conquering Hero" opens at ANTA Theater New York City NY for 8
performances
1961 Russian espionage ring detected in Great Britain
1962 Suit accuses New York City NY Board of Education uses "racial quotas"
1962 Shooting begins on "Dr No"
1963 Khrushchev claims to have a 100-megaton nuclear bomb
1963 Tennessee Williams' "Milk Train Doesn't Stop Here Anymore" premieres
1964 "Hello, Dolly!" starring Carol Channing, opens at St James Theater New
York City NY for 2,844 performances
1964 AL owners vote 9-1 against Charlie Finley moving Kansas City A's to
Louisville
1965 "Oh What a Lovely War" closes at Broadhurst New York City NY after 125
performances
1965 "Outer Limits" last airs on ABC-TV
1965 AFL Pro Bowl West beats East 38-14
1965 Searchers' "Love Potion #9" peaks at #3
1965 USSR performs nuclear test at Eastern Kazakstan/Semipalatinsk USSR
1966 Harold R Perry becomes 2nd black Roman Catholic bishop in US
1966 Metropolitan Opera House opens in Lincoln Center
1967 1st black government installed in Bahamas
1967 Lucius Amerson, becomes 1st southern (Alabama) black sheriff in 20th
century
1968 21st NHL All-Star Game Toronto beat All-Stars 4-3 at Toronto
1968 Jay Allen's "Prime of Miss Jean Brodie" premieres in New York City NY
1969 Jan Palach immolates himself to protest Soviet invasion of Czechoslovakia
1969 Soviet Soyuz 4 & Soyuz 5 perform 1st transfer of crew in space
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ӿ�--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------ӿ�
Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of
long distance phone service, and debating the
relative advantages of AT&T, MCI, and Sprint.
"I've found CTC to be the cheapest plan around,"
offered one.
"CTC? Who are they?" another asked.
"You know," he responded. "Call Them Collect."
ӿ�----------------------COLUMN PREVIEW--------------------ӿ�
Mouse Play
By: Angela Gillaspie Copyright � April 2000
Recently, I had an experience with a mouse in my home. It was nothing
really -- just the same old story of your typical hysterical mom confronted
with a mouse stuck in a glue trap. My husband rushed in and saved the day
by ridding the house of the mouse and helping me extract my fingernails
from the kitchen ceiling. What really struck me about the whole experience
was my reaction of revulsion and horror.
I was totally grossed out and wondered aloud many times how we could have a
mouse. Most of the food on my floors is clean food and it has only been
there for just a day or two, I'm sure. The cheese hadn't hardened yet and
most of the Cheerios and Froot Loops I find are still moist from the milk
in the morning's cereal.
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ӿ�-----------------------QUICK QUOTE----------------------------ӿ�
"No matter how much money you make, you always need an extra
$40 a week. I think it was Einstein who first said: 'Expense
equals salary plus forty bucks.'"
-Jeffrey Jena
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ӿ�--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------ӿ�
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say No Matter How Drunk They Are:
10. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
9. I'd never date anyone under 21.
8. I don't have a favorite college football team.
7. "Hee Haw" was overrated.
6. Wrasslin's fake.
5. Who's Richard Petty?
4. I thought Graceland was tacky.
3. I couldn't find a thing at Target today.
2. Bartender! Bring us some Heinekens.
And the Number One thing you'll never hear a redneck say no matter how drunk
they are:
1. Checkmate.
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Brian was walking near a womens fashions store
when he observed this knockout blonde approaching him.
He says to the lady, "Here's a gal with my favorite kind of legs!"
The blonde asks, "And just what kind of legs are they?"
Brian says, "they have feet on one end and pussy on the other!"
ӿ�--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------ӿ�
One day a co-worker told my friend, Stan, that she was going home early
because she didn't feel well. Since Stan was just getting over something
himself, he wished her well and said he hoped it wasn't something he had
given her.
A fellow worker piped up, "I sure hope not. She has morning sickness."
ӿ�--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------ӿ�
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
ӿ�-------------------------QUIZ QUEEN------------------------------ӿ�
Which historical gardening fact is NOT true?
A. Mesopotamian King Sargon returns from his campaigns in the Indus valley,
Mediterranean, and other areas with specimens of foreign trees, vines,
figs, and roses for acclimatization in his own land in 2300 BC.
B. Fujiwara Nagatsune, a Japanese courtier, wrote the first known work on
landscape gardening in 1206.
C. A failure at landscape gardening, Caligula decided to try his hand at
the job of Roman Emperor in 37 AD.
D. James Beekman erected the first greenhouse in New York City in 1764.
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C. A waterway to the Pacific Ocean
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ӿ�--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------ӿ�
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie
popped up out of his ashtray.
"And what will your third wish be?"
The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I begetting a
third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"
"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your
second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before
you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because
everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.You now have
one wish left."
"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck.I've
always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on
inside their heads."
"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever,
"That was your first wish, too!"
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ӿ�---------------DUSTING OFF THE ARCHIVES---------------ӿ�
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from the past three years...take a look at todays issue in history
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ӿ�--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------ӿ�
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach one day. The lady
lobster suggested that the gentleman lobster to get them an ice
cream each.
Having purchased two ice cream cones Mr. Lobster made his way
back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.
By the time he has finished his ice cream he realizes that his
lady friend's ice had started to melt all down his claw.
He licked up the melting ice cream. It kept melting and he kept
licking until he ended up eating the whole thing.
When he arrived back at the beach his lady lobster friend
exclaimed, "Where are the ice creams?
"Well" he explained, "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so
I ate that too."
His lady friend was incensed and cried, "You shellfish bastard!"
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ӿ�--------------ON THE ROAD WITH AN IDIOT---------------ӿ�
[This marks the last installment in "On The Road With An Idiot."
I'd like to thank Todd for his contributions over the past year...and
wish him well in all his writings in the future. Don't forget to check
out Todd's website at: http://www.geocities.com/psulionsden ]
My theory of driving in adverse weather conditions is
simple. It is a philosophy that has served me well
these many years.
Go faster.
The faster you go, the quicker you get there. The faster
you get there, the less time you spend on the road. The
less time spent on the road�no matter what the conditions�
the less chance you will be in an accident. The logic is
flawless.
If you're on the road for a half hour, and your chance of
getting in an accident is represented by the variable X,
then your chance of being in an accident when on the road
for an hour is 2X. It's simple mathematics. Cut your
chances in half�double your speed.
Besides, if you are driving on icy roads, you can just fly
over those icy spots and let inertia keep you going straight.
If you move slowly over those same areas, other laws of
physics like wind, turbulence, or passengers trying to wrench
the wheel from your frozen flesh may throw you into a spin.
Granted, you can't stop on ice�but that is true regardless of
your speed. At least if you're moving faster, you will reach
the end of the ice faster.
Not everyone subscribes to my philosophy. The state police seem
to frown on it, even when I explain it at length to them. My
wife isn't too keen on it either, but she never likes any of my
ideas, so I think she may be unjustly biased.
� 2002 by Todd A. Sponsler
Todd A. Sponsler, MD is an opto... ofphtha... offtha... an eye surgeon
trying to prove that doctors can write something other than illegible
prescriptions. He currently composts (I mean composes) a humor
column on his website called The Lions Den. For humor dispensed
in nearly fatal doses go to www.geocities.com/psulionsden.
ӿ�--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------ӿ�
Winston Churchill was visiting another country. The first evening there,
at the state dinner, he pointed to the chicken entree and said, "May I
have some breast?"
The hostess raised her eyebrows and curtly responded, "Mr. Churchill, in
this country we ask for white meat or dark meat."
"My apologies, Madam, I was not aware of your customs."
The following day, a "thank you" gift was delivered to the party's
hostess of a large orchid. The following was written on the note: "I
would be obliged if you would pin this on your white meat."
ӿ�--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------ӿ�
A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing.
When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms
remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other
five condoms?"
His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."
Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the
story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"
"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.
"You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked.
"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend."
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A Canadian man may have claimed a new world record for
the most surgical needles stuck in the body at one time.
Brent Moffatt claims he managed to stick 702 surgical
needles into his legs and body in eight hours to beat the
previous record of 200 set in 1999.
The Canada.com website says even though blood trickled
down his leg from the punctures, Moffatt said he wasn't
in pain.
"Right now it's like a whole bunch of little ants or some-
thing crawling on me," he said.
The Guinness Book of Records says it is waiting for Mr Moffatt
to supply evidence of his feat.
After finishing his record attempt Moffatt said: "I think I'll
go home and have a nice hot bath."
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ӿ�--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------ӿ�
Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day
morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast
in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
Finally, the children called her to come downstairs. She found them both
sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook
our own breakfast."
ӿ�-------------------------QUICK WIT-------------------------------ӿ�
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ӿ�--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------ӿ�
A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
My beautiful wife is unfaithful to me. Every Friday night, she goes to
Larry's Bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her!
I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me,
where exactly is Larry's Bar?"
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ӿ�---------DUMB CROOK OF THE DAY AWARD---------ӿ�
Four suspected thieves who robbed a Chinese food delivery
man by hitting him with a bag of prawn crackers were nabbed
after police followed a tell-tale trail of spicy sauce,
British police said on Tuesday.
Police in the West Midlands said the takeaway delivery driver
was jumped on by a group of people who bashed him over the
head with the light-weight crackers before stealing his food.
When officers arrived, they noticed a thin path of sauce had
leaked from one of the containers. They followed it to a near-
by apartment where they arrested three men and a woman.
The driver, who has not been named, was not seriously hurt,
police said.
The four arrested were due to appear before magistrates.
ӿ�---------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------ӿ�
The newest vitamin is made from chicken soup.
It makes men cocky and women lay better.
ӿ�--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------ӿ�
=========================
THE HUMOR OF MELVIN DURAI
=========================
"WINNING THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE"
If you've made a resolution to lose weight, you need to come
and see me. I'm an expert on diet and exercise. I lose
weight every summer, feel good about myself, then gain it
all back in winter. It's a constant battle, like Pakistan
against India, Palestine against Israel, Pam Anderson
against clothes.
The battle started sometime in my mid-20s. My body decided
to slow down. Instead of burning all the calories I was
consuming, it began converting some of them to fat. And
instead of spreading the fat cells all around, it put them
mostly in one place -- my stomach -- so everyone could get a
good view.
My friends, despite their own weight gains, are always quick
to notice.
Friend: "Hey Melvin, looks like you're getting a spare
tire."
Me: "Yes, Bob, and it looks like you're getting a spare
Toyota."
The only way I've found to hide my protruding stomach is to
walk backwards. But I'd rather look slightly overweight than
completely insane.
In my younger years, if I wanted to eat something, I'd think
only about the taste. These days, I have to also think about
the waist. Will it bulge? Will it expand? Will it explode?
It's so much easier to gain weight than lose it. I can gain
weight just by looking at food. But I can't seem to lose
weight by looking at exercise machines. Trust me, I've
tried.
I've gained weight despite being on a diet several times.
Whenever I see something tasty, like pizza or apple pie, I
remind myself that I'm on a DIET, which stands for "Darn,
I'm Eating This."
I'm envious of people who remain skinny no matter how much
they eat. You've probably met such people. They wouldn't
gain an ounce of fat if you glued them to a sofa and pumped
ice cream into them.
The rest of us have to watch what we eat. And we have to
exercise. Diet and exercise -- that's the magical
combination to keep the fat off. It seems simple enough when
I'm making my resolutions, partly because I can easily
imagine the slim, chiseled body I'm going to attain, but I
forget to imagine all the pain. The pain of exercising every
day, the pain of pushing that apple pie away.
I don't like to exercise during my daily activities. So I
find the closest parking space and use elevators, escalators
and any other contraption that allows me to look active
while remaining fully inactive. Then I spend my hard-earned
money at a fitness club. What a waste! Their only guarantee
is the monthly fee.
The experts don't always help. Some advise me to eat five or
six meals a day. Smaller, more-frequent meals allow the body
to burn more calories, they say. What they don't realize is
that once I start eating, I can't stop.
I have such a big appetite, I could probably eat a meal
every hour. But I don't do that, partly because my landlord
refuses to widen the doorways in my home. How inconsiderate!
No wonder my friends have stopped visiting me.
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